Every woman in corporate America gets these photos.

in a world of lauren bezoses, be a connie ballmer

Get his ass, Your Holiness

Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.

Good lord we are run by a mafia family.

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

Ooooooo! Now do Pam Bondi!

Wrong point.

It’s what Nate Silver would have wanted.

Call it what it is and why it’s illegal you useless cowards.

“Dad? Can you come home? The babysitter’s weird and also a pedophile.”

the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now

1600 Pennsylvania Ave

Lived there for 17 years and managed to never take it once.

Well at least this frees me up to root for the Bills.

AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Did you post this surrounded by Mummers

Palantir, Sauron … It’s like they skimmed LOTR but didn’t understand it, particularly the warnings.

It’s you. You’re your true love. (I’m so proud)

Stephen Sondheim died over Thanksgiving weekend 4 years ago. This weekend Tom Stoppard. You heard it here: Thanksgiving is a holiday that celebrates the death of the THEATRE.

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

this is not Bill Barr 2.0. this is in fact explicitly designed *not* to be Barr 2.0 even if they *had* someone as good as Barr, which they don't.

I’m so tired of these fucking dudes.

Followed by the husband.

Mr. “Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics The Right Way” wants you to know his opinion.

If you told me earlier today that Joyce Carol Oates would soon be trending in the year of our lord 2025 for a tweet reading Elon Musk to filth, I’d have looked around and said “Ya know what, fuck it. Yeah, that tracks.”

joyce carol oates has the worst possible opinions ever and then, once in a while, she publicly wrecks an elon musk or a jk rowling.

Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."