sorry to hear but i'm glad you got answers

a monkey with an expression on their face that looks like they’re in agony and the caption reads “when someone tells me to decide”

too early in the a.m. for this kind of pressure, guy

😁🙏

a man with the letter a on his shirt Alt: captain kirk from star trek melting down

realizing i got fooled by an AI photo again

yikes, i was just informed this is AI, my apologies for not vetting this photo well enough!

a shoebill looking directly at the camera with its beak down. looks very mean, and the background is dark so it looks ominous

me when you put the nutella in the fridge

an adult and child shoebill in the grass looking at the camera, they naturally have a mean look so it looks menacing

yo, u in the wrong neighborhood

i just want movie theater popcorn without the movie

shoebills are rad. cassowaries are also rad but keep me away from the mfs

the audacity of running for governor when you got sexual assault in your history

tf u mean "forgotten island" comes out in september smdh you got me all excited about this flick and i have to wait till after the downfall of western society tf is wrong wit'choo

gonna go to a chicago dogs baseball game next month hell yeah indie league

i'm too poor so i'm gonna put folgiers in ice cream and call it an affoghetto

i’d say it is lol

same in Philippines

i'm honestly scared of my own anger

ok too angry too angry

haha that would actually sound more chicago

i hear transplants are coming over here changing the neighborhood names (ie South Loop —> SoLo) 🙄

the biggest allies always agree

pretty rich that a five time draft dodger would instate an automatic draft registration

i can tell! you both looked so happy (and incredibly handsome)! i added you on ig btw :)

my god, you had me almost tearing up there friend! what beautiful couple, the both of you. also cool to finally hear what you sound like! amazing footage, and what a gorgeous ceremony. i'm happy for you!

this af 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

i found my new idol

i would def get married again for the appliances

it's fascinating how my friend's cat Taco seems to be able to tell that our dog Java is just a baby, cuz he usually plays really rough with my other dogs to the point that they give up, but he takes it easy on Java, and it's cute

increase your sexiness attribute +15 by skateboarding, oddly enough it goes up every time you suffer +5 damage or more every time you slam trying to do a trick. landing a no-comply 180 adds +10 more sexy, and +10 more charisma

my favorite filipino greeting is “did you eat yet?”

haha rad yeah still have mine in the basement where we play wii lol