People hate when I pull up and start roaring like a dinosaur, but they don’t get it because their lives are devoid of dinosaur-like whimsy

Nah ya know what, I’m boutta eat dog biscuits like potato chips in order to train myself to like them. I refuse to live in a world where dog biscuits taste like cardboard, and at this point, delusion sounds like the better option.

Dog biscuits look like they’d be so tasty but woe, they’re shit.

Turkey Fuckin’ Sandwich 🗣️🔥

warning: very scary… #pixelart

Please god Bluesky recommend me more pixel art and less politics-

I would be ashamed to write a fictional game show as blatantly dystopian as Beast Games…

a pixel art of a red robot standing in the water . ALT: a pixel art of a red robot standing in the water .

UFO 50 MENTIONED >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Happy Thanksgiving to my favorite movie...

Remember, you have free will.

Draw politicians pregnant.