i can't believe they're really remaking the last good assassins creed game
Posts by actually, im astrid
okay okay just one more youtu.be/C5Wth-S6n8c
the cat is the merchant not the inventory!!!!
knightcore is when youtu.be/RiF-NFMbfvA
nightcore is when you hate ME, SPECIFICALLY
david lynch encountering the sorrow in metal gear solid 3: it is such a sadness
cat merchant
nightcore is when there's something fucked up inside you
it has been a long while since i encountered a tub that could accommodate my height comfortably.
ive decided to get weirder
nice try but i do not submerge my flesh in still bodies of water
remixes were invented for when you hear a song and you're like "okay but this needs to go a little harder i think"
sandpaper can also be a "palate cleanser" if you wanna play fast and loose with definitions
the year is 2137. all the footage that remains of your moon explosion are meme edits with the sonic fandub “im pissing on the moon!” soundbyte added in. your name is not mentioned
letting the space warlord organize trading simulator soundtrack radicalize me further again
youtu.be/GKr2Bnf-PbY
i saw the teeth musical; i know what’s real
the dog with the butter: butter dog (i put the butter on ‘em)
WHERES THE GIANT SCREAMING MAN!!! I WANT TO DRIVE BETWIXT HIM
from “ice cream” to “nice, cream”
played a lil vampire the masquerade bloodlines last night and jeez they don’t make em like they used to eh?
more like confess his wins amirite
this one’s real
only in my heart
alternate timeline alex jones: everyone is okay with saying “merry christmas” and there no problems with it. except with me!!! you can shove christmas up satans pristine, bleached asshole!!!!!
alternate timeline alex jones: they’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the gays into frogs. it’s like final fantasy 7!!! LEAVE OUR GAYS ALONE SEPHIROTH YOU DECEIVER
leaving out of camera for a second and coming back into frame with a big bagel-shaped lump in my cheek
how many coins is it gonna take me to pull that
how many times do we have to do this, cortana? im tired of big circles
this happens in smalo two i think
aren’t you a little short for a spartan