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Posts by Ellis Crane

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Happy 420! All the green is good today!

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Been a while since i’ve been wine drunk. Not sure if I should burn down the patriarchy or book a cruise.

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I have veggie pizza - want to trade a taco for a slice?

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Never thought I'd agree with Rand Paul. Seriously. Never.

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Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu.

Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran?

Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to President Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused.

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They started the war in Iran to distract from the Epstein files and now they're using the Epstein files to distract from the war in Iran. Make it make sense.

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Its next conquest???? We're not conquering other countries. JFC - he needs to be stopped.

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This might work!

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We can’t unring the bell of an American president threatening to do genocide

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Cartoon by @danboriscreates.bsky.social.

Stable Genius Crisis Manager.

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Today has been just a tad traumatic.

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I packed my lunch for work plus a full sized bottle of a strong citrus liquor from a local distillery I love. Just in case.

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a man and two women are standing next to each other in a room with the words `` that ain 't no crime ! '' ALT: a man and two women are standing next to each other in a room with the words `` that ain 't no crime ! ''

Nah, he's just on a dance break.

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Yeah, I think we've had enough incompetent, unqualified Fox News talking heads playing politician.

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ICE is building Concentration Camps. FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON GERMANY DID.

What was the official government stated purpose of the Camps in Germany?

To help those interred to EMIGRATE OUT OF GERMANY.

Word for word the same as ICE.

KNOW YOUR HISTORY!!!

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Do I need to pick up champagne?

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I just want to know if I need to get champagne!

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Amen.

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I'm in Seattle and luckily, many major streets have bike lanes. Don't own a car because it's just not needed here.

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Beautiful! I need to get to the Netherlands.

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Just another Trump scam.

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Researchers shocked that men who want to marry a duplicate of their mommy are hostile towards women who can't possibly measure up.

In other breaking news, water is wet. More at 11.

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But Trump hires the best people, right? 🙄

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Helena in Focus @sthelenafocus
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Not only is Jonathan alive and well on St Helena, but during his time on the planet he has now seen off 76 US Attorney Generals, from the 11th Attorney General, Roger Brooke Taney, in 1832, to outgoing 87th Attorney General, Pam Bondi, in
2026. Jonathan is the great survivor.

Helena in Focus @sthelenafocus X.com Not only is Jonathan alive and well on St Helena, but during his time on the planet he has now seen off 76 US Attorney Generals, from the 11th Attorney General, Roger Brooke Taney, in 1832, to outgoing 87th Attorney General, Pam Bondi, in 2026. Jonathan is the great survivor.

In case you were wondering: Yes, there is a Jonathan the Great Tortoise angle to the Pam Bondi firing news.

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I would rather listen to 1,000 cats clawing chalkboards for an hour than 10 seconds of Trump’s insane, self aggrandizing babble.

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I didn’t know about it until just now. I absolutely am not watching.

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I immediately came here when I saw the post on Threads. Shame on them for their lack of religious enlightenment! May you find safer shores here. Rawrmen!

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