I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

An excellent idea!
I'm tempted to make some myself now, I love madeleines

Oooh mate, they look amazing!

I'm gonna have to try. The idea will just sit there bugging the hell out of me if I don't!

I can't decide if roasting potatoes in bacon fat would be a brilliant or terrible idea

Why thank you, kind sir!

A female sand cat stands on a rock structure.

Caturday come early! We couldn't wait to share this photo of sand cat Nala.

📸: Zookeeper Taylor T

12 white cobs (in 3 rows of 4) on an oval platter slightly too small for them. The cobs are even in size and shape, and dusted with a smattering of flour

#VeeMakes

I don't want to say it too loudly in case I jinx things, but I might be getting the hang of this neatness/consistency malarkey*

*limited to this particular cob recipe only

Funnily enough, that's exactly how eating it went!

Treated myself to a pistachio cornetto earlier, and it was so disappointingly meh that I wish I hadn't bothered

💜

Honestly it's probably a good thing that this place has been on the blink all day, or you'd have been subjected to some proper misery gutsed, whiney bitch nonsense from me. I don't like myself at all right now, and frankly, I might have a cry about it

Mama and four of her BÉBÉS - she is keeping an eye on the biped with the camera phone

Aw man, look at the wee bumblefloof - nibbling foliage, all lellow and cute and OH SO FLOOFY

Nibble nibble! Two flooflings nibbling on their greens like mama told them…

Mama, papa and six floofy honklings in the dock… bringing joy to EVERYONE. And especially ME

****HONKLING KLAXON****

IT IS FLOOFY HONKLING TIME

Post from Katja "Bsky why so tantalizing" with reply from me "Homer Simpson voice "Mmm forbidden notifications" and a forbidden notification when I try to post

Mmm, forbidden forbidden reply post

(This is getting very meta)

Not Enough Resources

Extremely relatable

Bathroom stall graffiti in black on red that says "no woman is free until trans women are free."

Good Morning, World

I saw that and briefly panicked. Then I remembered that my posts are dogshit and nobody could see them anyway

I had a grocery delivery on Monday, and I clearly did a piss poor job of the ordering because I have been to a shop every fucking day since to buy something I forgot.

VOICEOVER: are you tired of

ME: absolutely

Blue and white van. Emulsional Support blue letters on white.

Oh that's good.

Yay for your menty helfs 🥳

I'm listening

As well she should

The organ in the kitchen is amazing, but that slipper tub in front of the stained glass window is gorgeous! I'd be in that bath all day every day

100/10 church conversion no notes this is incredible

Who doesn't like being given a little snackeroony?

Cats care not for your rules Human Alex, you should know that by now

Fluffy little bird butt in a bird feeder

Guess what?
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Titmouse butt

👏👏

Dana Scully: No Mulder don't be silly, it's just the title of low rent dating advice book from the 90s.

Fox Mulder: *somehow ends up being completely right about Men being from Mars and Women being from Venus by the end of the episode*