Gf and I started moving in together today. I’m so fucking excited. Lesbian U-Haul experience✨✨✨✨

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

Oh hell yea

huskpupz posting on twitter saying: "no parappa" after the character in tomodachi life asks: "It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

a black and white design that reads "you could learn a lot from a lesbian." to the right of the text are various items such as carabiners, a boot, a lollipop, a hammer, a boot, an apple, a lighter, cherries, a bouquet of flowers, a butterfly wing, and many stars. the entire image is textured to be grainy.

happy #lesbianvisibilityweek!

Vapor Genie. Looks like a pipe with an extra tall chamber

Vapor Brothers. Looks like a box the size of a football with a hose coming out of it

Magic flight launch box. Looks like a small handheld wooden box with a mouthpiece

Volcano. Looks like a kitchen appliance next to a bag

Inviting some zoomers over to vape and I bust out these bad boys

If only it exhaled in AI art lol

pakalu papito @pakalupapito 4:35 blaze it sorry traffic was crazy 20/04/2015 22:35

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Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

you look like someone with half a wardrobe of thinkgeek shirts

Batchelors Beans (Ireland's Favourite Since 1935)

sorry ladies, I'm staying single for those beans

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Critter as lancer from deltarune confirmed.

I want to! It’s still legal to be trans and pee there, yeah?

I am that someone!!!

damn girl, are you a tiny chunk of cat food? because i just accidentally ate you off a cutting board because i thought you were a banana bread crumb. i don't think i'm doing this format right

Had to be done

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

Every gay friend group

rupi kaur how is it so easy for you to be kind to people he asked milk and honey dripped from my lips as i answered cause people have not been kind to me

Goodnight.

they’re going through your mail 📮💌

Try putting a rubber band on your wrist and snapping it a lot. It’s technically still self harm but much safer than other methods. Sorry things are so rough rn

me when @platestealer.bsky.social finally buys a gong

Today was beyond words
#Milwaukee #storm

Oh and I think we’re still at war with Iran.

The bubble looks insane. The economy is insane. There were just tornadoes. My dad is still dead and idk that’s all weird. Ok thanks for coming to my microblog livejournal entry.

Everything is changing and it’s crazy and weird. Elen should move out soon. clara is moving out of her home. She’s been here the whole time I’ve known her. We’re moving in together and that’s so exciting. I don’t have a job any more. My job changed its name from normal software name to an ai name.