🫪 good luck.

Applied for a job in the morning and got a call back in the afternoon. Yay!

“Yeah, we’re 5 days a week in the office. Is that going to be a problem?” 🫠

I think my constant shit posting on instagram has made me the local meme clown. “Oh, you don’t want to bang but you want to send me reels all day? Cool!”

Good morning

i'm crashing out hard this week. home alone. just zero fucks about my job. going to start applying more tonight.

a man in a suit and tie is looking down with his eyes closed . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking down with his eyes closed .

Let me blow up your big hairy moon.

I’m genuinely shocked at how many people are at his LA shows.

There’s a Houston area meteorologist on Instagram that I assume had to turn off comments on her posts because she has GIANT boobs. First time I saw her pop up, I thought it was a front for some weird fetish account.

Are we all going to get Bryon Noem’d from posting on this app?

Laundry day.

Excellent!

wfh vibes #teamlocked

Being a professional dumbass is a lot of fun. I post a ton of reaction GIFs!

Proof of life nude.

Phoning it in.

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Truly inspiring to see such an idiot lead a company. Anything is possible!
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Starting to get served ads from just changing screens, like chats back to the grid. Absolute dogshit of an app.

Sweaty post-gym dad softie on a tummy tues.

Videos are nice.

Just every day is making me want to quit more and more. Just too much churn and I don’t know how to tread this water anymore.

Have an hour long technical interview for Friday. I should probably actually try to prepare for it. I usually just show up to interviews, but now that it’s for lead rolls, I probably can’t get jobs on affable dad jokes.

Mmm. Giddy up, partner.

Now that the rodeo is over and I’m over my bimonthly sinusitis, I can finally say: I’m horny.

Oh cool. Which ones?

It was a lot of fun!

Looking forward to next year.

Officially done with rodeo for 2026.

Collab coming?

#softie tonight