no, I don’t have a crush GROSS EW GROSS NO!!

prepin my noods 🍜

*noodles

what’s it called when you keep having sex dreams about a friend who you absolutely cannot/should not have sex with? besides “frustrating”

I’m pretty sure I’m not an android until I glitch tf out while orgasming — then I’m not so sure 🤖⚡️

finding a typo an hour later: # 1 cause of me deleting posts 🥲

put it in my contract that i’m able to go have a little bath whenever i feel like it

water drops glisten on a leg emerging from the bath, foot arched against the far wall, toe nails painted a blood red, lit by an orange coloured moon light sitting on a wood base, a glass of pink dragonfruit lemonade sits in front of a green and white towel

boobs floating freely in water feels amazing — baths rock 🧼🛁🫧

Color photo: Full-body view of a nude man in fluorescent bodypaint standing against a blue background. He is lit only by blacklight, so that his body is a dark blue-black silhouette painted with neon green, orange, and blue stripes and dots.

Color photo: Full-body view of a nude man, taken from slightly above, in fluorescent bodypaint standing against a blue background. His stance is wide, leaning forward slightly at the waist, and holding his arms out at the side, bent at the elbows to point down. He is lit only by blacklight, so that his body is a dark blue-black silhouette painted with neon green, orange, and blue stripes and dots.

On Saturday, after 20+ years of dubious self-portraits and photos of other people, I posed nude for another photographer for the first time ever (apart from partners)! Pics by Mx_AP on Instagram; bodypaint by Minxropes on Instagram.

I wish I knew what to say to help ❤️‍🩹 it isn’t fair, people aren’t meant to stay in survival mode and I hope positive things happen soon that will give you some relief — idk if there’s something I personally can do, but as long as there is another day there is hope for good things 💌

dear me,

stop trying to plan out a night that hasn’t happened yet — you need to go to sleep.

Thanks!
Me

pronounces bread like breed

👀

It’s a perfect evening for me to roll a blunt and listen to the rain and watch cartoons and rub my butt

I can rapture myself thank you very much

If you think you're one of my bluesky crushes then you are correct.

annoying myself too much today — girl, STOP 🙄

Japanese stage play of Dracula the Musical with an all female caste

Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this

A wooden intricately carved swan bench from 1880 France

kissing a wench on the swan bench

i have a crush on someone irl for the first time in a long time and i think my stomach is going to crawl out of my mouth holding my heart in its hands ha ha it’s fine!

asmr but it’s just somebody’s dick flopping back and forth like a metronome

I wish my tits were bigger. Fuck.

#microkini
#nsfw

Bodacious brunette in lilac lingerie and purple shorts surrounded by grape leaves

Newest Naughty Natural model, Kathrine Bush🥳

naughtynatural.com/photos/kathe...

sometimes I miss getting a little hot and sexy with it — come across old photos like “damn, who is she?!”

I’ve really been wanting to sketch Storm lately and finally snuck her in 😁 Ororo at the beach ⛈️

Summer Storm⚡️
Looks like rain~

bro they're playing your leitmotif pizzicato. there's a slow clarinet lurking beneath it. you better not be about to betray me right now i swear to god bro

Born to admire hot women
Forced to work customer service

*pterodactyl squeal*

*rolls my body towards you on the ground at high velocity while shaped as a potato*

The perfect sex partner for me is someone that is able to create a space with me that is safe enough for us both to be able to explore and try new things. Toys, kinks, etc. somebody that I can laugh with in the middle of the shit if things go left lol

new outfits arrived today… 😈 can’t wait to see what content this inspires…