The only living footballer that could be mistaken for Ellen DeGeneres.

Just heavy frosting here. No drones either.

I'm all for that.

The fact nothing was done whilst the other party were in charge for over a decade has been swept under the carpet. They did nothing and will continue to do nothing. Gullis has got an incredible bank account tho.

They kept under the radar until Elon gave them the nod. Awful bunch of cuns.

Can't believe how many people I followed who were massive Nigel Farage fan boys.

I only go on to have a quick read and barely post. It's just full of "look at me, Elon's"

It's just a massive political hate filled vehicle.

Smells like Elons man cave.

Twitter is fucking toxic isn't it.

Sorry pal. I've let you down.

Took me years to get to 50 followers. Thinking about deactivating myself. An oddly weird shaped man who needs a massive kicking at the back of a pub.

I'm sold.

Just trying it out again. Is it everything it's promised it'll be?

Fish a solid 10.

I see it's a lot calmer on here than Elon's sex bot freedoms of speach app.

From the bird app.

It's that type of rain where you've gotta hold your umbrella sideways.

Hey! We're all allowed to cross over to the dark side once in a while.

I swear. This app is gonna bang one day.

Cig after?

Wanker x

Felt the blast as we answered the front door. We're both thinking about it here too.

Well well well.