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Posts by The Doodling Dingus

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So... since I don't LIKE mushrooms as food, that makes my "weird food" choices morally superior?

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Is it not as much fun being publicly pro-pedo when it doesn't make you a dollar, Tucky?

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A man in India made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans on IG with a fake AI influencer

• Helped pay for his med school

• Tried a liberal version but it didnt work

“Democrats know it’s AI slop .. The MAGA crowd is made up [of] super dumb people. And they fall for it"

(via WIRED)

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Hate to be the Devil on Your Shoulder... but these people already spend that money on hate-group donations, Chinese manufactured "made in America" hats, and large quantities of ammo they'll never need to use despite their paranoia.
This guy tricked them into doing some good, you can too.

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For as much as "certain types" like to romanticize the Roman Empire... this would have been the LEAST embarrassing thing to happen to a Roman in public.

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the only prerequisite for running one of these superhero twitter accounts is never having read a comic.

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I know that's probably just Kraven having a cravin', but then again... this isn't the dumbest thing Stark did while he had that drinking problem.

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Transparent and/or plastic might have been deemed too expensive and unnecessary for the more business-oriented types who computers were relatively limited to at the time.

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I love playing games because it lets me live my wildest fantasies, such as waking up fully rested, and owning my own house

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I love being able to drive without NEEDING to wait 20 minutes at every stop light on the way.

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Nah, Amazon figured out a workaround: Periodically and randomly dousing workers with freezing cold water.

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Well... he may have extra hands now, but just so long as he can facepalm with them he's gonna be okay.

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According to the patch they shit in the water supply.

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Don't be mean. If a customer asks to look like Megan Fox, my guy Turkey WON'T use a pic of her having an allergy attack for reference.

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"I say she looks iconic!"

"Yeah, Wes Craven's team really outdid themselves!"

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I need to ask out of curiosity and potential horror: Photoshop of any kind used?

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

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"If the election was rigged, why did Fox lose their case?"
"If the judges were paid off, why hasn't Fox released the proof publicly?"
"If Fox is scared of backlash, why hasn't anyone leaked the proof anonymously like the Epstein Files?"
"What made this election important enough to steal?"

Persist.

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The trick is to ask sincere questions in a way that sounds like you're asking to be "educated". When they can't answer those questions, it'll hopefully give them their "wait a minute..." moment. Push the questions until they can't sound serious when answering:

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Without directly informing them of their recreational naivety, simply ask how DoorDash was able to get inside the White House after two alleged assassination attempts and how they were able to determine the food wasn't tampered with.
Might get a wheel in their heads to turn a little.

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You're telling me the Secret Service DOESN'T just let anyone show up at the door with a bag of unsealed food?
Even if the story were true, $100 doesn't mean much in a shitshow economy.

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They ignored every warning and ignored all the evidence, now they say they feel tricked.

They're lying. They always knew.

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Perfect example of writing evolution, given all the ways they had to adapt due to censorship.

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Space suits that have been in space smell like steak due to the solar radiation cooking the carbon on the surface. Depending on when specifically this photo was taken, it may be a rather tasty-smelling suit.

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Brazil and Hungary managing to vote out their right wing dictatorial presidents is giving me a great deal of hope lately where it's been in short supply

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Not sure why, but every so often someone gets this silly idea that MAGA-types deserve empathy now that they're experiencing consequences.

Don't.

It isn't cruelty, its letting the idiot who blew their fingers off to spite you roll around in pain a little longer to earn their ride to the hospital.

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"I had a great idea, and a lot of people tell me my ideas are great, and that I should run for world president, and I had the great idea to influence foreign elections like Putin did for me, which he didn't do, and it isn't illegal that he did, and a lot of people know that..."

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Oooh and of course she's especially into islands and coastal areas, so this is gonna DEVOUR a lot of her free time guaranteed.~

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