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Posts by Pants, the Uromancer🧙‍♂️💦👖

Hi! Brain is...what if you threw a still-running, static-riddled CRT television down to the ocean floor? That? That sounds pretty close to right. Running out of let's-pull-the-fuck-through-this-togethers.

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Heck yeah for successful digital asset cleanup and management! 🎉🎉

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

It's come to my attention that today is World Bipolar Day, so...uh HI it me! It's mostly managed now, but HOT DANG, my twenties were a wild run. Anyway, here's to continued stability, and greater balance to all those seeking it!

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Trying my best to put the "unc" in "homunculus" lately

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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I always wait for the first "revision" of a major console release so they work out any initial problems, but...between market pressures, manufacturing hurdles, and the absolute cuteness of Pokopia, Nintendo's *REALLY* testing me here!

4 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Hmm. Just got home from a friend's party, and...uh, turns out I'm a natural on the theremin. Neat!

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

One more time?
Let's be gay and do some crime?

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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I love stumbling upon new internet nightmares that have that distinctive old web stench about 'em.

Case in point...this. I've been destroyed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1IR...

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Hey now! Maybe he tried eating his own cum, and spontaneously discovered a nut allergy? Poor guy goes into anaphylactic shock and...naaaaah, I can't go on with this. 😅

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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Had to unlike so I could like it again!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

To be fair, Tammy Lane Meteorite is pretty great, too?

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Finally playing through Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and I don't think I've related to the name of an NPC more than Ultimate Sakapatate.

(also its battle music goes SO HARD)

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Clinging to hope here that you see a pivot to positive personal circumstances so very soon! 2026 has been so...profoundly cursed and downright evil so far.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

YEAH, it seems fantastic! Anyway, I'm very much looking forward to checking this platform out more thoroughly, and I absolutely hope it flourishes – and you flourish on there, too, of course! 😊

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Ooh, I love this! As a Custom Silliness Enjoyer, I appreciate the "Attach Reference Images" feature to allow for another way of approaching concepts (poses, costuming, and all that) where verbal description might not work as effectively. Plus, better payout, HECK YEAH.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

...y'know, if watersports had an annual tournament, "Super Bowl" would still be a fairly suitable name for it.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Ruined? 😈😈😈

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Ooh! Possibly me, except a...maaaaybe slightly more unhinged variation. 😳

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

UGH NO, I'm so sorry! I hope you've since had your access restored, or are at least able to get it resolved soon, while the new tag's still active! 😟

4 months ago 1 0 1 0
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...I know I may receive my own burst of heat for this, but saying you'll "viscously punish them" makes me think you're planning to, uh, submerge them in peanut butter or somethin'.

(I'M SORRY)

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Heck yesss, so happy to see you've joined Fansly! Easily my personal fave among all those snazzy fansites. 😍

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Honestly, I especially like "Uromancer" because it feels like it might irk the ghost of William Gibson.

...wait...

...oh, he's still alive. Uh-oh!

4 months ago 2 0 1 0

Cursed new name time? Sure, why not! Embracing my inner piss wizard. (Whizzard?)

4 months ago 2 0 2 0
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Yesssss, ~ludicrous speeeeeed~

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Apologies, I'm just whining into space now. I know I shouldn't be on here (or on social media in general) any longer, as the good vs harm balance swings far too strongly towards the latter as of late, but I dread burning the last few connections I still have out here.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

I *kinda* feel like I'm screeching into a void lately – even more intensely than I've grown accustomed to over the years. Ghosted in the middle of projects, seeing emails and messages ignored, that sort of thing. Compounding it with personal strife as of late, I'm...completely exhausted here.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Ooh, *love* a spicy skirt-y squat, though! 😊

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

WOOHOO! Congratulations, you are now...

*types 55378008 on calculator, flips it upside-down, shows it to you*

5 months ago 2 0 1 0
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5 months ago 1 0 0 0

YOU *ABSOLUTELY* have this, and I hope you find satisfaction in every second of training along the way!

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