I ordered a new shirt and its "ready to ship" allegedly.....

come on man.

Good news: Hitomi skirt fits, beret arrived. Bad news: shirt too small 😪

Ah well, I have time.

ANA's pre and post flight videos have pokemon now and yes I did cry about the woman getting separated from her curious Pikachu in the terminal when it wanders off and can'tfind her again. Im actually tearing up remembering it, what is wrong with me

Relatedly, what are yall doing at Kochi castle that necessitated this sign

Heading home from Japan today. A week is really too short for this, I feel like I haven't done anything!

Flights have been some bs today and we haven't gone anywhere yet. Looking at a 5am arrival in Tokyo now lmao 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

One of my 8th graders after biting into cotton candy: the hindenberg in flames! I gotta work on my transatlantic accent.

Real sentence uttered by a 6th grade boy: I'm going to add this to my used bandaid collection!

a man in a suit and tie with wow ok written below him ALT: a man in a suit and tie with wow ok written below him

Me: I have Friday off! How will I spend it?
Dan: probably playing Pokopia until your eyes bleed.

pokopia comic Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

🐢 #pokopia

Me and Dan watching Bridgerton: did the opium wars happen in this alternate timeline? Are prisoners still being transported to Australia?

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words and you got yourself a deal below him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words and you got yourself a deal below him

My 7th graders made furniture out of cardboard and now im having them pitch the class like its Shark Tank. Most aggressive episode of Shark Tank I've ever seen, but they were so into it???

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

The whole day will not be like this (ask me how I know!). But so rarely do i get everyone on board. On a holiday even!

Wins in teaching: kids desperate to have me back after one day out. An entire class getting invested in a project that I thought might be interesting. No one complaining.

I guess my face isn't on ao3... plausible deniabiliy. Also, the literacy crisis.

Lord in heaven they're going to find my fanfiction

Locked now. They probably don't know about bsky or tumblr so those are probably safe. Honestly shocked it took this long.

japanese volleyball player makes the most genuine apology after accidentally hitting someone with his serve

Kids found my insta 🫠

Whole week of online school. Highlights: they cant talk over me ("which means I can talk more" "thats crazy" "we're learningso much")
Lowlights: attendance is awful, constant low grade headache from the screens

I passed jlpt N3! My skillset is unbelievably lopsided lmao.

Lmao didn't even think of it that way, my storm supplies were 2.3 lbs of flank steak, used to make just so much Mongolian beef

You've been the delivery driver so I trust you on this

Day 4 snowed in. I've exhausted my strategic beef reserve. School is still remote. At what point does ordering food not endanger anyone

Things showed up in the wrong order for me so I'm like... shes not saying block ask a manager right? (Its because someone else reposted it after you)

One of my 8th graders during virtual school yesterday: I'm sick!!! I cant breathe!!!!

Yeah she was in person today.

Remote learning days are always a mess but at some point its like. The links are always in the same place. If you still cannot find them, I genuinely don't get it.

🤣 my school district has it flipped which honestly if viewed with that lens... tracks