a woman wearing a headband stands in front of a blue background that says hold the vision trust the data Alt: a woman wearing a headband stands in front of a blue background that says hold the vision trust the data

You're going to need an office manager for that many hippies.

Ep 1103

a man with a beard has his eyes closed and says what do you mean Alt: a man with a beard says what do you mean

Dan, I'm starting to think that movies arent real.

Ep 784

a woman in a red dress with a large wig says is that all ALT: a woman in a red dress with a large wig says is that all

It's a pretty boring show otherwise except for the warnings about goat men, lying about the Pope and launching off on what will become a potentially slanderous narrative about David Hogg.

Ep 145

a chimpanzee is sticking its head out of the window of a car . Alt: The Texas National Guard arrive in Illinois

Are you trying to tell me that Trump is bringing an army of chimps?

Ep 1083

a cartoon drawing of a grave with the word rip on it ALT: a cartoon drawing of a grave with the word rip on it

No one is theorizing that the Big Bopper is working with Trump.

Ep 431

a picture of a man with the words it 's a demon on it ALT: a picture of a man with the words it 's a demon on it

Look, I think WW1 was probably demons.

Ep 1081

a man wearing a plaid shirt and a hat says party planning Alt: a man wearing a plaid shirt and a hat says party planning

You can't plan for every disaster, but you can plan for some disasters. And if there are demons, I think we should plan for them.

Ep 1081

a bear is standing on its hind legs holding a stick in its paws . ALT: a bear is standing on its hind legs holding a stick in its paws .

Bears are already banned. You can't own a bear.

#PSA

Ep 650

a woman laughs in trained assassin Alt: a woman laughs in trained assassin

I don't know the extent to which Interpol are going around with assassination squads, but leaving that aside...

Ep 650

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says it just seemed like you were judging Alt: Jake Tapper feels judged for his choices

I remember Jake Tapper going into his guttural voice and calling on the ancient gods of Sumer to smite his enemies, but that was just, like a weird day for him.

Ep 648

a man in a hat and sunglasses says nein nein nein nein Alt: a man in a hat and sunglasses says nein nein nein nein

Hitler wants to talk to you about the midterms.

Ep 1080

a baby sitting in a car seat with a warning label on it Alt: a baby sitting in a car seat while attempting to go pro as a boxer.

For fucks sake, grow up and fight like babies.

Ep 1079

How dare you startle her.

a satellite radar screen shows a man laying on the ground Alt: a meteorologist attempts witchcraft and falls off his flying broomstick

People are going to assume meteorologists are witches. What do we do about this from a health standpoint?

Ep 546

a soccer game is being played in front of a banner that says " comwire " ALT: a soccer game is being played in front of a banner that says " comwire "

Australian Rules? I don't even know what's going on there. It's crazy.

Ep186

a man holding a wooden leg with the words wooden leg 20 gold on it ALT: a man holding a wooden leg with the words wooden leg 20 gold on it

I'm so into the idea of Alex, as a sign of how sorry he is about abortion, cutting off his leg.

Ep 1075

a man wearing a helmet and chain mail is holding a sword over his head ALT: a man wearing a helmet and chain mail is holding a sword over his head

A lot of the stuff that Alex seems to do *taunts* God

Ep 1076

darth vader says perhaps you think you 're being treated unfairly to a man ALT: darth vader says perhaps you think you 're being treated unfairly to a man

All of this could be solved with a human resources department. Or therapy.

EP 1074

That seems like more self awareness than the guy who wants to found WIN and become America's Anchor possesses.

a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background Alt: Alex Jones experiencing his demons closing in as reality dawns on him

And just like that, Alex is left alone in a dark room with just his thoughts and Harrison Smith.

Ep 1073 - Farewell, Sweet Ding-Dong

a close up of a person 's face with the words `` do n't defy me '' written on the bottom . Alt: Bowie stares cooly into a wind machine and says "Don't defy me'

I'm basically the David Bowie of pinky rings 💍

a man is crying in front of a blue background Alt: Alex Jones pretends to cry because he's a big titty baby

You can be incredibly loud and banal.

Ep 1070

a man is swimming in a swimming pool with his head in the water . Alt: a man rises threateningly from a pool, unafraid of cameras that may capture him taking out Epstein

'You can learn something from anybody. And what we've learned today, is that if you're gonna try and drown somebody, practice in a pool first. That's a good piece of advice!'

'Can I be honest with you? I really pictured him in a kiddie pool.'

Ep 1069

a cartoon character made out of bread with peanut butter on it Alt: A slice of bread rubs butter over itself

Oh, they pretend to care about climate change, but they want to replace air with butter

Ep 1068

a woman says bring me the axe in a pixelated image ALT: a woman says bring me the axe in a pixelated image

I'm not convinced just yet. I want to see some hatchets.

Ep 1067

#FreeTheHatchet

a little girl is standing next to a robot . Alt: a little girl kisses a robot, and it understands love.

ChatGPT, what is love?

Ep 1067

a man in a black coat is dancing on a stage with purple lights behind him ALT: a man in a black coat is dancing on a stage with purple lights behind him

Too many gif options.