Kid named Nick (short for Bionicle)
Posts by phil
The irony is I actually do think of “free palestine” whenever I see “free parking” now
Year zero was already my favourite NIN album but the last minute of this version makes you feel like you could run clean through a brick wall
Airpods are such a worthwhile quality product just kidding
Curious about the 1-2% of people that apparently have never heard of hasan but still have an opinion on him
I really hope it means something that the guy who made a youtube video about NFTs before NFTs imploded and made a youtube video about the metaverse before the metaverse evaporated just made a youtube video about mr beast
The identity of bitcoin creator satoshi nakamoto has been revealed as jeff, the original purple wiggle
one morning gregor samsa awoke and found himself metamorphosed into a hunky seismologist with a heart condition in an erotic visual novel for adult women
Sounds like the michael jackson movie does the comedy bang bang oj simpson treatment. "I was such a huge fan, stopped paying attention around the early 1990s"
I guess that means today is a year without pope francis
A year without my my mum yesterday. Sold her old car today
Feel bad for him for health, family, career, privacy reasons. But some small part of me also feels bad bc it would be really funny if a perfectly fit, healthy player just went 3/4 of a game without touching the ball for no reason
Really funny angle on mr beast stuff is how financially underwater the whole operation is bc they funnel all the money they make off their big dumb spectacles into funding the next big dumb spectacle. He is on the record multiple times about how he is permanently spinning plates to keep it all going
Do you think mr beast sees the irony in how many of his challenges are just “how badly are you willing to debase yourself for money”. Do you think he ever looks in the mirror and has a little chuckle about that
The boys may have obnoxiously on the nose satire but on the plus side it also has obnoxiously on the nose needle drops
Incredible 4/20 brand synergy
They’re giving me the foxdie virus next week. I’m getting paid $50 to be observed overnight
cutting an ad campaign for galactic senate. military bonafides will assure conservative coruscantians
Hemorrhoid survivor REACTS to The Pitt
I've been better.
Station To Station is such a sick track because the first five minutes are this sludgey weird thing that feels like you took a huge edible at a party and need to go home now and the next five minutes feels like you could punch a hole through a god. youtu.be/ZpIhsGg2SJ0?...
I have zero frame of reference for when people owned those old timey phones with the separate ear bit. 20s? Yeah probably. 40s? I think so? 50s, surely that was pushing it, but I have no idea
Could get some use out of this
Waiter! Waiter!!! Another serving of shar pei tongue please!!
Ah fuck I accidentally contributed to the generational cycle of violence
He’s a bit fat, he’s a bit buff, he’s my old friend matt