trick room

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Nested Monster Hit Dice Split up hit dice in order to make every fight follow the "information, choice, impact" doctrine.

Daggerheart has a ruleset dedicated to like, segmented monster buried in one of it's settings, but honestly I wanna play around with using nested statblocks ala this post

We're about to move into a direction where the players can choose to just straight up play Monster Hunter: The TTRPG for a session, but the tricky bit is landing on how to make a session dedicated to tracking down and having a big showdown with one singular monster

I see the code's vibes are bad today, what a good reminder for me to write the next Gracemaria recap at koboldco.at

Hey #PortfolioDay I love colors, strange patterns and surrealism ✨ (sshh im late i know)

two characters standing on a bridge in front of a huge wall of glass. there's water behind it, and a giant jellyfish carrying a fetus inside it

incubation

‘Coyote vs. Acme’ takes a jab at Warner Bros. for initially shelving their film for taxes in new trailer announcement video.

“Happy Tax Day. Check your write-offs.”

In theaters August 28th.

My wife and I had a conversation the other day about Catholicism that basically ended in “every rich adult convert is a maniac,” which led me to wonder: Did JD Vance and crew actually convert to Catholicism or is that what they call Peter Thiel’s weird TED Talks about the Antichrist?

SCHISM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“someone is wrong about a video game” is probably the least important problem in the universe at any given moment but you wouldn’t know it the way people act online

Korean America is a banger cook book, happy to say

I understand your fish is very strong and very fast. Would you like to see what one very gentle turtle can do to it?

Anyway (1) Champions needs to hurry up and come out on mobile so I can play it at lunch and (2) I feel so genuinely bad for how much I'm brutalizing these copy and paste Rain teams, like sorry y'all, I've been in these streets before, I've been fighting this same battle for 30 years.

The Black Folk => FGC (which is largely black folk!) => Corny White Kid Pipeline is so real and no one ever acknowledges it!

"Okay but you know instead of actually playing the game you're basically wasting time and money gambling, right?"
"YES! That's the fun!"

Lord, I

It's been like two years since I got into card games but for the first time someone got legitimately mad as hell at me for suggesting they buy singles directly to build their deck instead of spending $5 ripping packs in hopes of seeing one copy of whatever they're looking for.

Besides, I thought the parlance we landed on for the second one was Unc game

a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd

Oh crazy, I also got to Great ball. What a crazy coincidence.

God I miss the VMU and Pocket Station

In the past couple years I've come to believe that folks who are designing a character who's core thing is "is barefoot" know what they're doing.

The ones who design characters wearing those stirrup things though? Those motherfuckers know their house is paid for and their kids are going to college

Amateur hour, don’t you know you can bypass all of that if you advertise it as a protein supplement on a men’s advice podcast?

The Pokemon judges would simply die in a FGC Event

The most vindicated man on the internet was the guy that tried, in vain, to make people understand you do actually need some decent firepower to deal with the Wild Hawg problem.

…I should put new batteries in my POs…

I mean at this point, if I see a character who's design has "is barefoot" as a key component, I have to assume the folks who made that decision knew what they were doing.

The game is also a jumanji of some kind, because you gotta.

Pitch: You are here to play a board game. The game itself doesn't matter, but best served as some kinda legacy style game. The game is being played in a haunted mansion. Between games your friends explore and find new rooms, new pieces, new scenarios. Make it to the end.

Our several year 5e campaign was basically Robert's Final Fantasy, so we're on theme at least.

Next campaign will either be Robert's Cyberpunk Nightmare or Robert's Cyberpunk Nightmare But This Time We're Piloting Robots.