Me to anyone getting legitimately annoyed at the kid movie about the plumbers and the green dinosaur saving the princess from the evil turtle and his turtle son.

I'd literally watch a Yankee game even if I had to dig up an old TI-34 calculator to watch it on. Just watch the damn baseball and lighten up. The world is on fire but the Yankees are back.

My '25 Yankees Predictions:
Yankees 162-0
Judge 63HRs
Cole Rodon & Fried throw perfect games
3-0 ALDS sweep of the Red Sox
4-0 ALCS sweep of the Blue Jays
4-0 WS sweep of the Dodgers & Mets(they team up Avengers style to try & stop the Yankees but alas, no one can)
Judge Reg Season & WS MVP

every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to.528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"

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Happy baseball season

@cptowers.bsky.social Will CBS be releasing the Draft Kit PDF they have in the past with the Top 300 and the position tier/breakdowns? I liked using that on Draft Day(this Sunday)

Classic lib SCOTUS strikes again.

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

My first edition of The Shining. Or Bart Simpson's Guide to Life.

I've never felt older in my entire life that I feel reading random shippers hate on the Stranger Things finale. I was a god damn mess during it. Season 5 was my least favorite season but that was an all-timer TV final episode.

Christmas Chimes are calling!

Oh yeah. It’s awesome. I think he filmed that around when this first volume was published. 12 years ago. 🫠 Still waiting on 2 and 3.

It took just under a year on and off but I finally finished the 1600+ page *first* volume of The Beatles biography by Mark Lewisohn. Insane. Highest of recommendations. It’s 1600 pages and it literally ends right before they record their *debut* album. Really need him to finish this thing.

Cashman & Boone at every end of year press conference when they have to admit they've been lying about injuries for 6 months.

I'm gonna think of that Austin Wells first pitch fly out randomly for the rest of my life the way I occasionally still think about that time Didi missed a 3 run HR off Cole in Game 3 of the 2019 ALCS by about 4 inches. Why? Because what the hell else am I gonna do?

The annual double whammy of the Yankees getting knocked out of the playoffs and the sports world simultaneously rejoicing at their demise as if they are a constant champion needing to be dethroned is probably my least favorite 24 hours on social media.

Can’t believe Aaron Boone gave up 13 runs today smh.

Clayton Kershaw Live premieres on ABC this fall probably.

Adam Richman and I talk about small portions at restaurants.

Mark Leiter Jr giving up 6ER in his last 1.1 innings and then dressing up like the biggest goober in history.

The Yankees announcing Volpe has a torn labrum and is out of the lineup on the night Trump is coming to the game is legitimately hilarious.

Exact same for us. Genuinely do not know where we would be otherwise.

*Colin Jost voice*

“Chris Pratt…seen here watching a child die from a disease there used to be a vaccine for..”

One time I went 5-5 with 5 home runs with him in that game.

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In INDEPENDENCE DAY Russell Casse says he’s been dying for payback after getting abducted by aliens years ago and everyone around him rolls their eyes and acts like he’s insane even though they’re all there preparing to fight off an alien invasion.