Office politics is sharing the same two bathroom stalls with the same three people and putting intentional effort into avoiding the alignment of your pee schedules.

What's that weird favorite food that you found during lockdown and still crave now?
Mine is frozen White Castle 🫡

2025 is just not my year. What a crock of terrible. I'm ready for 2026, now.

Bitch I'm going to be working there this year! Let's grab lunch if we can??

Holy fuck are you going to Maryland Magfest? Or the other ones

It's flattery 😂😝

What a week of intense emotional ups and downs. But at least this little marshmello is *definitely* helping me work.

I'm not an astrology believing person but DAMN that Aries temper is accurate af for me sometimes...

Yay I'm glad you came over here, I miss the boatload of amazing memes 😂

Welcome to the world of the future, Sarah, where there's 5G everywhere but never in bathroom stalls.

My superpower is cutting myself on things that are not supposed to cut you. Like a butter knife. While cutting butter.

OG Twitter was the perfect outlet for my unhinged and intrusive thoughts. Guess what feels like OG Twitter now? You have been warned.

People who select entire rows or columns in Excel to apply borders or fill colors deserve to have their toes pinched by hundreds of angry giant crabs.

Maybe I just collect my favorite memes here

Mondays just keep coming back every week when you don't want them to like that one ex you can't stop seeing around.

I don't use fb often already, we'll see if I use this any more.