"When I have something to say people will hear"

*3 movies bomb in a row*

"I have something to say"

my town had to cancel our annual christmas parade over the threat of ICE raids. but sure, libs killed christmas

And for the crowd who is like “what are coaches supposed to say”, Mike Leach and Kyle Smith are great examples of how to not overpromise and then exit with grace - and without the fury of a fan base.

Fishtopher 3 years ago, when he was first adopted. He is a brown tabby cat with green eyes and a wide head. He lays in the arms of the camera person and looks a little anxious.

Fishtopher today. He is a brown tabby cat with green eyes, and is sitting very confidently and expectantly for treats.

how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all

BING BONG

wake me up if dershowitz does it

The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

Basketball is illegal now cuz of the hoes

Taijuan Cy Young?

Phillies highlights so far:

John Kruk eating cheesy poofs for lunch yesterday and then finishing off the bag this morning.

John Kruk asking if Johan Rojas changed his number to 23 because that’s how old his kid is.

John Kruk in mid-July form ripping Alfonso Marquez.

Zack Wheeler

Maybe this is opening cap space to resign him to a short deal so Green can sit a year or two behind him and attend Stoutland U? Idk im just so perplexed by this move

Does this open up any cap space? I feel like if so this is cap magic finagling to trade some of our 2026 draft capital for a top tier edge. This may be premium grade copium though lol

chapo trap house

The angels didnt do shit 😞

Ichiro is now a hall of famer but he was also the funniest man in human history

Fuck it, Id drink a Tzatziki flavored Kefir and im not afraid of who knows that

Eating a tomato like an apple is the best way to consume them

2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them

Catturd T™. @catturd2 •5h I'm in the hospital with a bowel blockage. I'll give you more details tomorrow. Concerned Citizen & @LetsGoB... •5h Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels. Give him peace beyond understanding and heal him Lord. Amen

where i come from, “give him peace beyond understanding” suggests he’s getting euthanized

tumblr and somethingawful are the tigris and euphrates of modern internet humor

Any time homie, COYR

The Next Drug Epidemic Is Blue-Raspberry Flavored How Galaxy Gas became synonymous with the country’s burgeoning addiction to gas.

"Before the end of the year, nitrous distributors had cleverly changed their packaging and introduced flavoring. Into smoke shops and onto Amazon came enormous tanks of nitrous."

Ezra Marcus, @nymag.com #longreads

When the 'liberal' side has been enabling genocide in plain view for 2 years now with zero repercussions, why on earth would the fash side think they have to hide their true selves as they take power?

I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards

If you’re planning on watching any Lynch, my advice is: don’t watch any analysis videos, don’t think about what stuff is “supposed” to mean, just get your own unique experience from it!!

I think people have become far too concerned with the “correct” interpretations of media. Just experience it!!!

I am seeing so many posts on social media about boycotting the Sixers game. Don't you dare. Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming

It’s fucked up that some of you are starting accounts on that Chinese social media place. For one, that website might steal your information. For another, it might be owned by a terrible person trying to undermine American democracy. For a third thing, the owner might keep lying about going to mars.