Y’all’s love of Horatio is awfully suspicious…

Well THAT isn’t helpful at all!

Fuck, I wasn’t expecting my joke to be kung fu’d back at me.

Trust in the me that trusts in you.

Aw dang, not again...

a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it . ALT: a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it .

*gaaaaasp!*

BIRTHDAY!

Hypnosis giving someone the ability to defy their own limits or do things that would otherwise be physically impossible is always fun.

That turtleneck is CHOICE.

I will try my best, ma’am! o7

Will the special flavor have any mind altering effects?

Two seconds too many.

She’s being the most well-behaved and obedient girl~ She deserves a reward.

*riiiiiip*

*jigglewobbleflop*

Hmmmmm… Rip those clothes off.

Panda Express?

Nah, nah.

Panda Undressed.

Noooo. I hypnotize my characters and pull their panties down. That’s bad.

Nuh uh.

Hell yeah, you know what’s up! 😏

AAAAAAAAAA

You really did a number on her this time, didn't you?

"Bonbonbonbons" lives rent free in my head!

As does "increbidle" and "Saturday is treat day."

The Butterfield Diet Plan 🍰 | The Peter Serafinowicz Show - BBC YouTube video by BBC

For absolutely no reason whatsoever, I would like to share this video that I think about on a near daily basis. It is EXTREMELY funny to me. Peak comedy. 🤌

youtu.be/1NjTWvl8x-U?...

I KNEW the moment I saw these card pages there was going to be a good detail. Let me blast your hole.

Oh no, they’re so prettyyy… 💦

Perhaps if *I* am a good boy, my leash could be tugged as well.

My favorite part was reading the journal announcing the change and seeing all the weirdos proudly state they’re doing their part to keep the site functional, and all the ones flabbergasted that anyone would see Big Number as a point of pride. Have you no shame to live in such squalor and filth?!

I yearn for the humanity in all things. It is magical that a human being was compelled to put their thoughts into the world and that I am able to read, understand (usually), and reflect on them in a way that helps ME grow as a person.