Thank you for existing 🙂 (tone indicator: Not creepy)

Im so happy i found this account again I could cry

Cardiacreports2 hairy athletes big pumper is failing him

Cardiacreports2 heart attack in 1 year

Cardiacreports2 meaty guy with a rare but dangerous arrhythmia

Cardiacreports2 Ryan is 35, a workout addict, a workaholic and and really heavy drinker. As a result he has a huge and unhealthy heart, perched inside a shredded physique He’s nude, in his chair when his huge body is wrecked by a massive widowmaker heart attack. With a low and guttural grunt he grabs at his chest and slumps back, dead within 30 seconds. His partner finds him and drags him into the floor. He calls EMS and administers fast and hard chest compressions. EMS arrives and hooks his chest up to an AED and continues efforts. Ryan is mercilessly pumped for 45 minutes before time of death is called.

found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack

Reporting. Finding news.

Sco pa tu manaa

Its actually so wild that a whole type of twitter guy that died out is still active here. Like the Xilennial professional class that tweets about their day is completely dead there

I thought colonel sanders was made up like betty crocker

craft beer slice of life manga called she brews for an amazing reason

maybe switching to bluesky would be an effective way to stay off my phone

tesler

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

Long 2015. Trump is going to be president again. Moderate rebels winning in Syria (trying to think of other comparisons) there's a new viral challenge

algerian oomf on #X has dogshit opinions and i need him to slip on a banana peel and #die

Let's get No Cuss December trending on Bluesky.

#Goody2Shoes #NoCussDecember #DoNotCussforOneMonth #SantaIsWatching

Have the worst migraine imaginable

every two minutes on twitter im exposed to elon musk retweeting an AI generated video of Donald Trump negging Taylor Swift in song form with the caption “🤣” and its somehow still less annoying than being on here

We need a bluesky Dril/wint!! Whos with me:)

slayage….

honestly its kind of cute how MAGA got gab and parler and libs got mastodon and bluesky

Have to work this weekend but i can play dragon quest during it

the best there was…

and you “actually believe” that biden and harris are actually doing anything to work for a ceasefire

…. i will try to acclimate …………

this app feels so wrong sorry

You’re insufferable lmao this kind of hand-wringing over “the left” in the middle of genocide is unconscionable