Score me some sand and I’ll trade you some medium

Any bar is a karaoke bar if you’re loud enough

Wish I knew

Word of the day is “Cump”

Admonishing a homie for his lack of brand loyalty

I’ll say it: I haven’t heard him do anything impressive! I would love to hear it!

Does anyone think Cory Wong is a good guitarist? Am I missing something?

Wondering how many gay guys gave their first blowjob to Shania Twain’s classic ballad about feeling like a “woman”

“Cool”

I’m allergic to piss

Bride of Mr Beast

Got subpoenaed to Maury

Replace me? Heh, I’d love to see AI try to be the boss’s son

#Elon Must

Enjoying interacting with Artificial Intelligence

*Randy Rogers voice* Suck Me On The Balls

Everyone is mad at me and I totally get it

We didn’t land on Fraggle Rock. Fraggle Rock landed on US!

Enough is enough, I say

They’ve had their chances

I’m losing my patience with Chilean miners

Born to be kitten, forced to be daddy

Typa shit I be roasting AI with in the gc at 7am on a Saturday

The first guy who thought rain was poetic is probably a dang millionaire

I’m going to need everyone in the world to follow me

It’s a great day to be perfectly sane

Pro tip: to keep from getting sad while drinking beer in the morning, put on clothes

British people know about coconuts because the pirates taught them

Wayne Gretzky is just the white Larry Bird

I went here and everyone knew you and celebrated you

To me, the only thing worse than being gobsmacked is to be flabbergasted