I forgot I had a blue sky account lmao

Why do only expensive cars with temporary tags be cutting me off in traffic?

Oh yeah I never posted the final version! She loved it!

Blue Raspberry is the best flavor of both candy and slushies and you can't convince me otherwise.

Is this thing on?

The hair bounce was very good. Well done. Art good. I very like.

How I gotta break the news to my only coworker that I just landed a new job and he's gonna be the last one left with our shitty bosses:

Done with the sketch!

I'm aware the proportions are off and the pencil hand is weird it's a primary sketch relax

Drawing Baby Req her own princess coloring page :)

#coloring #art #procreate

Why do shorts do shorts things???

Epic prank

Along with people who say "root" instead of route, people who eat kitkats sideways, people who talk on speakerphone in public, people who play music out loud instead of using headphones, and people who can't spell Mississippi without looking it up.

When I become president, day 2 will be an executive order mandating people who eat leftover eggs be sentenced to the alligator moat island I built on day 1

If I've learned anything, it's that this bag is a booby trap and I will be dangling inside a net if I grab it...

Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Nodel is sexist confirmed

IGN reviewers:

Jeremy Clarkson makes it hard to hate the Brits...

Vacuuming my car floorboards so I have a clean place to wipe my boogers when I'm driving