No… Tucker,
you are not welcome, forgiven, excused, or given the benefit of the doubt.
You laughed on TV while children suffered and you did it for years, because the money was good.
You can rot.
🤷🏼
KAsh, drunk as a skunk.
“I’ve been drunk, but I’ve never been battering-ram drunk. I have never been so hung over I needed my alarm clock to be the jaws of life.” - Stephen Colbert
“The United States is being murdered, and it’s an inside job. Every department, every branch, every bureau and function of the federal government is being fatally corrupted or altogether dismantled or disabled.”
He might as well answer in Russian.
We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.
The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.
What the actual fuck….
“All we have to fear, is fear itself”
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall”
“What the hell is a corner store?”
Great Presidential quotes of our time
Who the fuck is this clown and does he get his medical advice from RFK Jr.?
Trumpinocchio Seems Fitting For
The World's Most Prolific LIAR.......
Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"
Okay this is objectively funny, but is that guy on the right an actual guy on Fox?
"You're just voluntarily complying with this whimsical cosplay" -- holy shit, Tim Kaine is *demolishing* Russ Vought
Are we back? 🤔
Hello World
Should be part of his next test.
A cropped frame from the 1984 film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, depicting a very young Jonathan Ke Quan wearing a backwards baseball cap and pointing viciously at someone off screen. He has a pack of playing cards in his other hand
HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!
Labyrinth in concert! Utterly brilliant!
Roger Sollenberger: Péter Magyar, the new Hungarian prime minister, says CPAC was paid by the Hungarian government and will not be any longer
Oh my what a Schlapp in the face this is
Mark Ruffalo, Glenn Close, Ben Stiller, Jane Fonda, John Cusack, Kristen Stewart, JJ Abrams, Katie Phang, John Leguizamo, and over a thousand actors, writers, directors, journalists, producers, composers, and Hollywood executives have signed a letter against the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger:
🧵
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Putin.
Fuck Orbán.
In that order.
Benefits from DEI:
NASA’s first crewed mission around the Moon in 50+ years included…
✅Christina Koch (first woman on a lunar mission)
✅Victor Glover (first Black astronaut on a lunar mission)
✅Reid Wiseman (single Dad)
✅Jeremy Hansen (first Canadian headed to the Moon).
Not “woke,” PROGRESS.👇
Send JD Vance on the campaign trail
The Hungarian people wisely refused to listen to these grifting scumbags.
