“After negotiations with Iran to open the strait of Hormuz fail, president trump closes the strait of Hormuz”

I don’t think we live in just any simulation but we are now in an Onion specific AI simulation that is used to generate headlines.

No way that trump hasn’t already considered deporting Melania.

Sorry I can’t make it out tonight, I’m gonna stay in and practice my cursive.

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True, and I love and support ProPublica financially however they need to make a deal with the journalists and their union in order for me to continue.

This is perfect

We need more. Tax incentives for post only too. Help out the people whose jobs are fleeing.

Glad I canceled, should use some money I saved to get the Onion now!

I am also talking about all the wars in my lifetime which has probably covered 4/5ths of it if not more.

War. It’s war. That’s the reason.

Trump is siphoning so much money from us he had to enlist 2 guys he barely knows to get in on the grift.

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We need a post production only tax incentive in LA. Right now if a show doesn’t shoot here they have no incentive to bring post back here. We need to change that.

I want this framed on my wall

We should just all agree on a number and above that is a 98% tax rate. 50 million?

It is Parks and Rec but at a scary high level. And with no likable characters.

Even though ice is worse still remember ACAB…

The end is just the chef’s kiss

Maybe if we do this AND teach political literacy we can have a functioning society. I’d like to die on a high speed train ride from LA to NYC.

I watched for the first time last year. Wild.

Any ex president should be able to fight a current president to the death if they get enough signatures.

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I don’t think he’s allowed to do that

I envy you right now

We live next to each other or have neighbors who made the exact same decision.

I’m happy to cut in Premiere or Avid if a gig provides an NLE otherwise I’m in Resolve.

I stopped my subscription after 10 years and bought resolve for life. Perpetual subscriptions need to be called out for the money grab they are.

“State election chiefs have asked the face eating leopard to confirm it won’t eat our faces if we let it into our house”

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Let's elect people who have put gas in a car and shopped at a grocery store.