Thank you, Bill.

Both of these are strong. I’d add We Will Feast in the House of Zion

If it were up to me, Apple Vision Pro would’ve been called

Apple eyePhone

Most vindicated man in history

Thinking about becoming a nutrition content creator on YouTube. As far as I understand, the job is just coming up with some nonsensical, unbalanced food pairing and say that it’ll help you lose weight and cure cancer if that’s all you eat

Start your own band

“I have a dream.” — King

Transiting the strait of Hormuz like kids playing Red Light, Green Light

This is perfect marketing, every ad should be this straightforward

Springtime in the Cotswolds, England.
No photographer mentioned.
Good morning

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A screenshot of Meg Basham claiming that Trump has an instinct for exposing hypocrisy and religious sloganeering.

I mean, she’s right. But not in the way she thinks she is.

I was going to wade in but I figured it wasn’t any of my beeswax

Maybe Vance thinks “Just war theory” is that all he’s responsible for is just… war

Wait.

Did they tell Trump to say the screenshots of his Truth Social post were "doctored," but he misunderstood and said it was a picture of him as a "doctor"?

Quote this with something that’s bringing you joy/beauty lately in the midst of everything.

My turn: this cat, Lilo.

Quote this with something that’s bringing you joy/beauty lately in the midst of everything.

My turn: The Great Lakes

I think back to the times when I was really wrapped up in that world. While not wishing ill upon anyone still there, I’ll say that I don’t miss it.

My crabapple tree at dawn

My crabapple tree at the height of its spring bloom

One specific blossom on my crabapple tree

Quote this with something that’s bringing you joy/beauty lately in the midst of everything.

I’ll go first: this crabapple tree

Trump’s blasphemous post with a weird guy in the background that looks like Sauron

A picture of Sauron in his helmet

Guy in the background reminds me of

So good.

I chortled out loud. Well done

There’s some folks I wish would make the jump over here that I miss, but frankly they’re not enough reason for me to continue to enrich Musk by tanking my own sanity

I know you’re still over there so that you can keep an eye on those types, but man… I don’t know how you do it. That place was so terrible for my emotional wellbeing

I am way more offended that the Trump administration has unconstitutionally killed and terrorized thousands of civilians in Iran and other nations than in any sort of AI images they post, blasphemous or not. The images reveal the heart; the heart was already causing chaos.

I realize this is confusing, but the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran isn’t a domestic political story.

The 'Christ the Redeemer' statue in Brazil

Timeline Cleanse: Rio de Janeiro's stunning giant doctor statue

One time I was in NYC and it was the one and only time I’ve ever experienced a line for the men’s room while the women’s room had none. Then this woman with the thickest NYC accent ever swaggers up, sees the line and says, “Bet ya wanna identify as transgender now!” while cackling to herself

Not sure how some of his fiercest supporters are going to feel being called fake news.

Like *everyone* understood this as a Jesus motif.