Happy Liberation Day Anniversary to those who observe

God left us a long time ago and He’s never coming back

Photo from my friend Kev of Big Bird in a green hat doing wheelies on a quad in Rush County Dublin

Just when the world needed him most, he returned

Who fractured it Simon?

But I ain’t gonna spend any time on it because in the meantime every 3 months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland

Ahead of the return of So You Think You Can Drag, hear from our hilarious performer, Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social! So You Think You Can Drag 📆 February 27th 📍 The George, Dublin ⏰ 7.30pm. Tickets 👉 buff.ly/u3n1Tuh. Proudly supported by Absolut & The George.

Being a student is more than the lectures-it’s time in the library, time with friends, time in student societies, doing student activism-
a student should have no issue being on campus 5 days a week. Instead of ensuring housing to allow this, our Gov wants to limit the student experience - typical

big time influencer guy on here @boring_as_heck Next, on TLC's Lunchbox Wanters RON: Back off, Jim. That box is mine. [CUT TO INTERVIEW] RON: No way was I letting Jim get that lunchbox.

"Punch the monkey" no I would never do that he's been through enough already

Tune in tomorrow at 1.30pm for the first episode of Hot Takes on BBC Radio Ulster and afterwards on BBC Sounds!

Okay before you read this thread I want you to guess why she got divorced, then click:

A tweet from @SadiqoJN Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

The phrase “Bad vibes and unpleasant to be around” entered my vocabulary in 2018 and hasn’t left

Baby monkey abandoned by mother goes viral on internet Dozens of fans flocked to a Japanese zoo this morning to catch a glimpse of a baby macaque who shot to social media stardom months after being abandoned by his mother.

Why do bash “dead-beat” monkeys for not being there for their kids but we never question if the baby monkey has bad vibes? Or if he’s just unpleasant to be around?

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There’s a great pod called Unreal: The History Of Reality TV that I really liked about the Wild West of the 2000s. It’s a couple years old but covers a lot of that period really well.

The ANTM documentary is so much more upsetting than I was expecting. Truly an insane time for television.

Paul and Ringo should play themselves with Irishman deaging technology

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

Saw a TikTok that said “Sometimes things need to be chopped and cooked before you can serve” and I think that’s beautiful

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

I’m stuck with Ethan Hawke in Blue Moon. In hell basically.

tbt when i read that post to actual damon albarn www.vulture.com/2021/11/damo...

Bureau de Change Song contest starring a host of Irish comedians and actors

We’re back this May, come get your tickets for the only European song contest worth watching!

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when replying on bluesky, remember that any word in the original post can be used as a springboard for incoherent free association

I got Wordle in two and it won’t show me beat the bot because it knows I humiliated him. He never acknowledges my first guess is a good one because it’s a swear word. Well look at me now.

This is so William Wordsworth coded.

Ben Affleck smoking

Ellen Dean after having to speak to any other character

He’s a physics genius. The first 2 dimensional object in a 3 dimensional space

Me and my friends would have killed Joseph with hammers I can tell you that much.