VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago

Twitter screenshot of two posts by user @caranthirs tar-minyatur's court twink 2023-05-19 how can you not love fantasy it's a genre where authors design entire universes so their kinks will happen. they're always on some shit like "well, it's just the culture of twinkland for nubile young he/him maidens to lose their virginity in a public festival what can i say" Comments: 138 Retweets: 11k Likes: 59.5K Impressions: 2.2M tar-minyatur's court twink 2023-05-19 "this kingdom is ruled by the ancient an noble house of incest. why is it called that? well, you see, it's because they-" Comments: 11 Retweets: 314 Likes: 7,244 Impressions: 160K

One of my fave posts from the other site

I am either yapping or napping Cats meowing and lying down

🫡

Thanks for boost!
I have a lot of antis blocked, so it may get to them easier if you also share the link itself 💖

Inigo: I could give you my word as a [foxgirl]. Westley: No good. I've known too many [foxgirls].

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Okay, this needs a reboot. Damn, that is one lovely garment! Would look brilliant in waxed canvas.

I genuinely want to tell ppl that AO3 has some fantastic options for CSS skins that will literally exclude tags you hate
You can make it show a placeholder OR you can just zip those fics off to the shadow realm and never even SEE the fic exists in search results
IT'S SO EASY

There's a curated list here if you don't feel like adding the code yourself!
archiveofourown.org/works/510928...

A relatively unknown feature of AO3 site skins is that it gives you the ability to not just block tags, but PERMABLOCK tags!
There is a tutorial here
Never have to add a specific squicky tag to your Exclusion Filters ever again!
archiveofourown.org/works/41214669

Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation

Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation theonion.com/napkinless-man-with-grea...

Hahaha I like that 🫣

why would care if showrunners, actors etc approve of my ship?
i just like ships from what i see
i dont need confirmation of it being "allowed" or canon
if i like thinking about two blorbos n a complex sexy situationship, thats just my brain doing its thing
i don't audit that shit

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

I saw someone on here arguing the other day that you don’t own a book, you only own a license to the book and the book itself is a token of the license. I assure you, I own my books. I can lend them out. I can read them aloud to my child. I can sell them to other people. I can hit you with them

SHAWN HATOSY RECORDING AUDIO EROTICA FOR QUINN???
fuck i might have to actually shell out for this one

every superhero movie should run with a PSA about how all the cool shit they’re about to see is based on the work of freelancers unsupported by the companies that have exploited their work for decades

today, at bluesky.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

It's really good so far (maybe when you have some downtime or the weather is bad haha)
The miis all walk around on the island, and aren't trapped in their apartments anymore which is REALLY CUTE

All that said, even if it was shown in actual canon and the character looks out the screen and says it, I fully support ppl having their fun anyways

Canon Divergence and Transformative Works are a beautiful thing

Even IF something is canon, you can just ignore it in fic and art for fun

"Um that's canon!"
Canon means it was shown "onscreen" in the primary source material (or side material that's generally accepted as part of the source canon)
Showrunner said it in interview: NOT CANON
Writer said it in interview: NOT CANON
Actor said it in interview: NOT CANON

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

A parody of the old twitter error page “the fail whale”. A whale is being held up in the air by a net carried by butterflies. Bluesky Bluesky is over capacity Too many skeets! Please wait a moment and try again.

“forbidden, invalid, broken”

damn bsky love yourself girlie

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Text snipped from a meme: He would not fucking say that

Making Walt and Jesse the first characters on my Tomodachi island is so funny cause now wherever I add new ppl, there’s a chance they’ll randomly start talking about “cooking meth” and I’m like