Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

one morning gregor samsa awoke and found himself metamorphosed into a hunky seismologist with a heart condition in an erotic visual novel for adult women

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

NGE

A question I’ve always had for the “no one suffered more than Jesus” evangelicals: even if you concede that crucifixion is the worst way to die, which I don’t think is necessarily true, there were kind of famously two other guys being executed the same way right there?

Brian Krassenstein tweet reads "if innocent, RIP OJ Simpson"

they're so evil they swing around to being funny again

wasn't that either him or his grifter brother?

At a certain point it became
Unfashionable for poets to care about
Meter. they just started writing
Whatever they wanted
Into a vaguely poem-like shape.

Whatever happened to sonnets?
Are rhyme-schemes trying too hard?
Or did we forget to teach people how
To read

just gonna click on this little link the president posted to find out what kind of idiotic ghoul wrote this pile of dogshit… lmao.

Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

$8 a gallon for gas???

That's right

“I’m sorry, children, but Michael and I are getting a divorce. You’ll have to get used to seeing me and the Godfather part too.”

Archeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

WIRECUTTER Microplastics Are Everywhere. Here's How to Avoid Eating Them.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

beautiful women named Scam Likely keep trying to call me 🥰

also nobody in the history of cinema has ever gone as hard as John Leguizamo did as Tybalt

My father's hand holds Patch, a wire hired jack Russel chihuahua cross with big brown eyes and a huge pink tongue that flops sideways from his toothless mouth

My parents have the world's most ridiculous dog. He has 0 teeth and almost as many braincells.

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

be nice to gita is now law

if you're not doing it already, do stretches every day! future self will thank you later. (I'm 35 and wish I had worked on flexibility a decade ago instead of the last couple years.)

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

in German missions we used the German word for trio yeah, but then "threesome" was also used unironically too so who knows

I know this is a joke because no man at J6 has visitation

seems like a real chili's ad idk bsky.app/profile/chil...

rejected Twin Peaks script

bishop still wins by moving to the F5 but yeah it's interesting everyone assumed the king retreats that way. maybe it's because that's closer to white's side?