Me when im an aeromorph and i cant go to the potomac consolidated TRACON airspace cuddle party cuz i just had an emergency airworthiness directive issued against me

Image of yotes

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The peak of class-based social stratification is the furry fandom

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What is eating Gilbert Grape?

Me. I fucking love grapes

Yeah liberal i invented this new thing called "dinner".. ... you wouldnt understand it

This and being degraded gently

Ok take raw alkali metals now imagine them delicious

U better watch where ur cookin cuz if u in da pot on da stove u gonna get boiled boy

1. poison fist strike to solar plexus
2. 3 rounds speed chess
3. exhume active grave of child's choice
4. desynchronize all house clocks
5. 15 minutes ai slop youtube shorts about hell
6. muay thai practice
7. readalong on child's oppo research dossier
8. lego's
9. gift of $25,000 USD

I feel like recreationally puking rn

Evanescence saved my life on 17 different occasions up to but not including the time i almost choked to death on a grape

Establishing a restaurant called Nicholas Cajun

Gonna have something on the menu called "crazy gumbo" but it's just regular gumbo

The pitbull song is really the icing on the cake here

Pro tip: listening to Aries increases bisexual starpower accumulation by 5x for the duration of a song

12 wild rush swisher sweets, a bottle of mountain dew code red, and a 10 minute family guy highlight reel where the image is flipped to avoid a copyright strike would fix me rn

In Wisconsin theyre growing a homunculus and theyre really proud of it but they keep it a secret. Its in a small pond in green bay its a giant mass of organic material and it breathes. They keep playing god cuz its their sick little Wisconsinite game theyre after me i saw too much

Cant talk right now, im lawyer

Enough crabbing, it you time

There are some things you only realize you take for granted once it's too late; and i would do unholy things to be able to experience the rural upper midwest on-demand and be unobserved on an empty patch of dirt once again

Derelict Gods of The Northwest

First pic gotta become a folk punk album cover goddam

Non-gendered taco bell

Rip sorry bud i just started listening to them again

Where did i go astray

Oh Title Fight how I've missed you

Egg on occasion. Egg daily.

Therionet Field Day K9YIP Saturday March 21st 3pm - Sundown Volunteer Park Animal Radio Club Text surrounds an anthro canine on a cliff with an antenna and a hand transmitter looking off at a wolf in a range of mountains

Come hang out, March 21st at or near the Volunteer Park amphitheater!

I will never let myself down for missing when they performed at DIY superbowl. Gfx3c was there too.

Fellow Carly Cosgrove enjoyer spotted