the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
Posts by Dan Healey
Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.
go off jack white
Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
Phil Dunphy has but one weakness... his admiration for Dylan.
Watching The Santa Clause 2 and it's CRAZY how relevant it is
When a complete fucking moron is given power they don't deserve, they punish anyone who doesn't agree with them, ruin literally everything but think they're doing a great job, send troops to harm their own people, and become a dictator
Well... ETERNITY was just a lovely time. I'm sad no one's talking about it haha
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I wrote this as a screenplay, then adapted it to a novel. Script (still on the market) is now based on IP that I own. Ownership is a beautiful thing.
Thrilled to see copies arriving in people’s homes. Let’s support art created by humans, not bots.
MINE: Coming Nov. 28 2025 (Black Friday)
I hate my voice but YAY MARKETING so here I am in a little circle talking about what scares me and how that inspired this creepy page-turner.
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Congrats Kim, that's amazing! Well deserved!
Coming soon: A creepy page-turner just in time for the holidays. 🫳🏻
I do not understand the Dolphins at all haha. Lose to Cleveland, destroy the Bills... don't win too many boys we need that top 10 pick!
Here's my NFL hot takes today
1. Terry Bradshaw needs to retire. Starting to feel like elder abuse making him try to keep up with highlights.
2. Tom Brady is on the Epstein list. I can feel it.
Damn... the John Candy documentary is REALLY good
117 pages later... the first draft of my workplace horror COMPANY MAN is DONE!!
Gotta love that post "fade out" feeling!
#scriptsky
Good news, you already know how to lose it! Haha
Hell. Yes. That's going to be an awesome episode!
I hear the first pound is the hardest, way to go buddy!
That's dope, congrats!
I've written monsters like that before, good on you for finishing!
Hell yeah! Congrats!
Awesome, I hope you reach your goal!
The #seedandspak #crowdfunding campaign for the #verticalshorts company I co-founder is now live, and we're 1/10th of the way funded so far!
We're really looking forward to sharing these cool stories with everyone soon.
seedandspark.com/fund/lyric-h...
That sounds so cool! I look forward to that one!
Can't wait to hear once we're allowed!!
Hell yeah, that's awesome!