Orange tux cat, stretched out on his back a d looking very comfortable

I'm awake but it's OK.

😯

Thank you! Very entertaining, some great matches! 😊

Done.

Impressive ears. ♥️

Extract from government website confirming new funding for farmers feeding the world (published under the 2022 to 2024 Sunak Conservative government)

I see the usual nasty, low grade Tory MPs… like Esther (pay for my personal photographer, would you?) McVey… are trying to whip up prejudice and division by accusing Labour of sending millions to “foreign farmers”.
Because it doesn’t suit her ugly agenda to take credit for this Tory initiative.

Large ginger tux cat lying pancaked in a sunbeam, legs out the back and tail akimbo. The lighting and contrast give him some dramatic flair - shadows are dark, colours are bright. Cat does not care about any of this. He simply sleeps.

Dramatic sploot.

If you're seeing encouragement/demands to do alt text and you're overwhelmed or confused about how to do it and you're worried you're going to do it wrong...

this thread is for you.

First: prompt questions to get you started.

An image showing what I describe

Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!

A white cat is lying on the back of a chair, front paws crossed, tail tucked in a slightly angular shape. She looks like she's frowning sternly at someone off-camera.

Silently judging.

Happy birthday Calvin. 😊

Good evening 😊

A white cat is lying upside down on a red blanket and staring into the distance. She has one blue eye and one green eye because why not?

Checking in and following back.

A very new foal, one day old, who is chestnut on the front and roan on the back. She is lying down with her teeny hooves and gangly legs all akimbo.

Thank you. She is! This is her as a foal, even cuter. 😁

A strawberry roan new forest pony is looking over a gate, ears pricked because there's more horses out of shot.

Breaking up the cat content with this long face.

Black and white cat with luxuriant whiskers is curled up happily on a fluffy grey blanket

And my little skinny dude, Creed.

A large black cat in silhouette. He's looking back over his shoulder as he walks through a door

A very small black kitten sitting behind a cushion. His eyes are glowing blue because of the camera flash

My guy Sid. He was rescued from under a shed aged around 4-5 weeks after being abandoned by his feral mum because of a brain injury. The sweetest boy, sadly no longer with us.

Same really.

Winning the lottery is my only hope!/suggestion. It might work eventually. I'm glad you had a good week though, and I dont think it was a mistake even with the Monday bricks incoming.

A ginger tux cat curled up in a croissant shape.

Croissant anyone?

X-tinct.

Seems legit. I would definitely trust him with all my money after watching his success at Twitter - sorry, I mean X. What a genius. 👀

The extremely large, fluffy belly of a ginger tux cat who is lying full stretch on his back. His paws are in the air and he just doesn't care.

Scrolling through "what's hot" with my faithful companion.

The Twitter/X thing is like when you meet someone and they say something like "Everyone calls me The Serpent." And no one ever has or ever will call them that.

A white cat standing on her back legs like a meerkat, looking into the distance.

Who goes there?

I'm sure we used to do that over there.

A black and white cat is sunbathing belly up. His head isn't visible but all his toe beans are. He is a sun worshipper.

Mood.

The head and front paws of a black and white cat are visible below a long pale grey curtain where he was peeking out while being playful and grabbing phantoms

Dorky beast.

Cats are always quality content.

A large ginger tux cat is lying full stretch on a grey fluffy blanket

It's not even a trap.