liking sports is great because you'll have a bad day then here your team comes to make it worse

me today:

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, which DID NOT die

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The Pirates are winning, the Pens are in the playoffs, the Post-Gazette is saved, City Paper is back, and the Blocks are now completely out of Pittsburgh. I think we need to have one of our cute little group hugs 🖤💛

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

This (and the Choo Choo Barn) was a very important place for me as a train obsessed child.

ANDREW GUDERMUTH LOST HIS NACHOS

Whoever decided to put up billboards in Pittsburgh saying we're invited to celebrate Philadelphia's anniversary has no idea what that relationship is other than "two cities in the same state."

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Phil Kessel jersey for dollar dog night.

stop planet of the apes i want to get off

Ahahahahahahahaha O’Neil Cruz

lol never mind

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Run support? For Paul Skenes?

dril tweet from 2018: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"

Happy Breakfast Club Day to all who celebrate.

Malkin playing as if to prove himself after the suspension is amazing.

The opening of a Rally House in Oakland perfectly encapsulates the feeling of soullessness that has crept in over the years.

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

You stupid monkey!

Hartford Yard Goats reveal Taylor Swift-inspired 2-foot hot dog with 11 powdered donuts The hot dog is inside 11 donuts resembling a friendship bracelet in honor of Taylor Swift for "Eras Night" on June 9.

Minor league baseball is the best baseball.

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

Nothing makes me sadder than checking franchise opportunities for Culver’s and them saying they aren’t interested in Pennsylvania.

The squirrel hill tunnel remains at the top of my enemies list, but penndot is gaining on them.

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

Looked it up and nah, they reserve it for the athletes. I’m sure USA Hockey will do something nice for them.

Sausage gravy, biscuits, coffee, and morning hockey. Life is good.

It’s fun seeing bad drivers and then the back of their car has a bunch of Penn State crap on it.