Remember when we had a president who was not a jackass and a malignant narcissist? I am proud to have voted for Obama four times!
(Including primaries)

Remember when we had a president who was not a jackass and a malignant narcissist? I am proud to have voted for Obama four times!
(Including primaries)

Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats. 

Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.

How did they manage to sweep all the MAGAts into one district?

What do you expect from the Liquor Cabinet?

I hope you’re right but ranked choice would be added protection plus better for the future. I live in a state with run-offs. Ranked choice would save us a lot of money.

This Lego video for drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is fantastic.

🔥

The objective was clear: distract from the Trump-Epstein Scandal (I.e. Wag The Dog).

Boozer and Shocked. Sounds like a cop show.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

CA needs to switch to ranked choice voting before they get stuck with a MAGAt governor.

I don’t know the origin of the numbers. I doubt all of them took the same test (or any test at all). I do know that people confident about their intelligence don’t usually feel compelled to brag or to ridicule others as the Mango Moron often does.

What can we do to bring them down? Sounds like a job for Anonymous!

Can he do something about Faux News?

When??? I am free anytime after Wednesday if I can help.

Melania held a surprise to all presser about her (non?) involvement with Epstein.
Then, something suspicious happened. Coincidence ⁉️

Keep talking about the #TrumpEpstein connection.
Keep talking about the #TrumpEpstein connection.

Keep talking.

Surprised that W is higher than Ford, Ike, or Nixon. Not surprised that the Mango Moron is sub-75.

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Burn the Kremlin to the ground!
BBQ Putin, Orban, and the Mango Moron over the coals!
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🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦

Q: What do you call 1.3 million Russian casualties?
A: A damn good start! 😆

Some people gave Kamala’s laugh as a reason not to vote for her. I can’t wait to see how they react to Tucker’s laugh. Kamala’s laugh might have been slightly excessive but not strange. Tucker’s laugh is totally f’d up!

“You can’t possibly make the Cybertruck any uglier.”

“Wanna bet?”

First Lady but second hand ho.

Lions led by donkeys.
($1)

I am not trying to be *your* ally. I would rather not even know you exist. Meanwhile I will be kind to others whether you approve of my motives (which you don’t eve know) or not.