Remember the satanic panic? Same shit, different decade

The console’s only restricted from using Nintendo Online features, you can still play all of your games without internet access. It’s not bricked in the traditional sense

I've noticed a lot of confusion and misinfo on this point, and having seen the actual cause of the bricking I kinda have to side with Nintendo here since a large majority of it boils down to 1.) using a MIG cartridge, and 2.) using ROMs that they didn't dump themselves.

They’re praying that Apollo will grant them the same gift of prophecy that’s usually reserved for funny internet comments

It’s telling that their only counter to the Tau having greater potential for technological and societal progression is spamming “Suffer not the Xenos to live” and prattling on about how the only reason the Tau are alive is because the other factions don’t care enough to kill them, which is huge cope

You are assuming these guys have read any further than ChatGpt summaries

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Pom Pom: I used the god to destroy the god.

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Pom Pom driving the Astral Express is more dangerous than Exterminatus.

Exterminatus destroys a planet, Pom Pom destroyed god

And that’s even after factoring in how incompetent the Trade Federation leadership was

The Trade Federation army from Phantom Menace would be able to body a Space Marine chapter and it’s wouldnt even be a close fight

Like, any sci-fi military with FTL travel would be a formidable opponent to most 40k factions. Even the droid army from the Star Wars prequels would be able to establish themselves as a major power in a couple of years.

I always hate 40k fans that act like the universe is the hardest and most apocalyptic setting in fiction when most of the major factions are fundamentally incapable of any meaningful forms of progress

And I'd say he knows a little more about bee fighting than you do pal BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!

Phone was stolen on the bus, am fucking furious rn

Vegan jerky is so good, but I can never find any brands reliably in stock

Yeah, there’s a store near me that’s really good about managing their community, but that’s because it’s always had other women on staff and has refused to carry Yugioh or Weiss Schwartz, which means they’ve been able to keep a lot of the more unruly people away

Pretty much the only things I need to feel welcome at a game event is no naked anime girls on playmats/card sleeves, no obsessively creepy dudes trying to fuck me, and no chuds slowly explaining the rules like I’m a child.

It’s not that hard

Same tbh, and doubly so with Warhammer.

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Understandable

Context?

Your pfp is your therapist

My psychotherapy session with myself and a breadbox

Holy shit this is incredible. I’d love to see a breakdown on your process 😮

I know it's a really minor thing, but

>Blames the Epstein files on AI
>Tries pushing legislature banning the regulation of AI

I remember seeing the twin towers in the New York City skyline.

It's crazy to me that some of my coworkers weren't even alive back then.

You're wrong, Chris. The truth is Betty E. Brugger predicted the existence of modern graphics designers and decided to do a pro gamer move and make the logo almost imperceptibly misaligned so as to cause maximum outrage to all artists that came after her.

Bravo!

They’re probably trying to buy the Dead Sea Scrolls.

All I can say is I hope he gets the karma he deserves

I’m pretty sure the amount of bisexual dudes is way higher than we think it is, given how often male friend groups have “running gags” that are just being gay with each other.