interesting week coming—a lot of guys you flirt with on apps circle without coming in for a landing, and then all the sudden they all want to meet the same week. Sometimes
Even I have limits, idk. Feel like I’ll disappoint someone. But what a wonderful present that is for my forty-<COUGH> birthday
Do you eat
Quaker Oats
If not you should
They are the best
Suckin on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time like Blondie check out
have a good weekend you all 😈
found this in my camera roll
A selfie of me from a low angle wearing only black athletic shorts, one leg raised with knee bent. Vape vapor emerges from my mouth.
shorts weather
“You look like shit, your hair looks like shit, you’re feeling bloated so of course you wore a tucked-in shirt today good job. Cancel on this drink, the dude is going to take one look and leave”
-the voice that’s always wrong
Take it or leave it lol
A mirror selfie of me in boxer briefs, one arm swung back over my head, belly hanging down a bit.
Now the free hand is holding my belly as I smile in a silly way with tongue stuck out.
not trying to make this a “look at my burly man gut” account but the fact is I ate a lot this weekend
this one’s been funny, we are both quite willing but first I took forever to suggest a day and now that we do keep setting dates he keeps having to cancel. First it was my turn to make things not happen, then his
But it’ll happen
slinking through alleys yowling and scratching cardboard because the hookup guy who keeps postponing postponed again
there’s this dude I’ve been lusting after on the apps, and we crossed paths on the street this morning and maybe recognized each other. Little while later I gave his profile another look
✅ Confirmed, he is never going to look at mine back lol
LATER…
Bless the guy who responded to “let’s get a drink?” by suggesting a place, that’s how you do it
I never feel bad when I get blocked for saying “let’s get a drink and see if we want to take it somewhere else,” just fortunate 😎
people who want to make it more difficult for you to say no are not my kinds of people
Things might look muscly in some photos, but I am a very squishy pillow man
An unsmiling low-angle selfie of me lying in bed shirtless.
please don’t make me go to work
Low-angle selfie of me shirtless in bed, with a perspective that makes each pec look bigger than my head.
POV: You’re doing a really good job
Last night I met the most amazing woman, and this morning I’m reflecting on who I really yeah never mind April Fool’s last night I kissed a guy at a Hell’s Kitchen beer tasting
🙌🏻
but I can barely do anything in the morning lol, lunch it is
A lone white pill sits on a table next to a La Croix can.
every day with lunch 😇
Bluesky keeps immediately labeling my solo nudes “explicit sexual images” and buddy I wish
A photo of me on a bed, facing away from camera, ass up, head over the edge of the bed and looking down.
tried this pose for the first time and it just looks like I lost something on the floor down there
I post pics like this and I’m like “your belly is hanging, so brave to let people see this” and then get replies like “🥵” so I need to chill about the belly
let it never be said I don’t respond to feedback
and now the unclothed version
the lovehandle-hiding will continue until morale improves
Copy that!
What do you want to see on this account, and yes listing body parts is fine
Promise no more bad sex stories, frankly after those two there aren’t many others 😏
Never before or since have I faked an orgasm lol. Since we were using a condom and he wasn’t any more sober than I was, the ruse worked. And that was the best thing about that hookup
And yet, despite that, here I was with my ex-boyfriend doing something I’d ached to do at the time and well I was about to cum….RIGHTNOW
And did in about 60 seconds, while doing my best to hide it and then keep on going. Once I could feel I was about to be stiff no more, I faked one
