How so beautiful ??

He was in the dryer by himself and his entire ass was pressed up against the glass, spinning in circles. I should have set up a cam and made some money streaming it.

Lion got peed on and had out get a spa day. His hair was completely matted so I tried to brush it… I think I made him a conservative 😂

what do we all need from Costco?

Ok a secret fourth way, if he runs into Chicago Party Aunt 😉

Or a secret third way?

Did you know that jacques pepinos still alive, he is 90, and still making videos on YouTube. It’s great, highly recommend.

Right??

I jsut realized “honk if you’re horny” is a pun. You really do learn something new every day.

Some of us were born on spring break and/or Easter

I have never and will never work on my birthday, what a silly question.

Please tell me your favorite color! The actual shade name, don’t give me shit like purple or blue.

I do not have a favorite dinosaur, because frankly that’s not my business.

I have MANY favorite colors and love to discuss colors!

I hadn’t heard about that so I googled Missouri news and got hit with an absolutely awful cop story instead 🥴

Both but primarily facing toward it

Distracted Chips

Honestly looks like a regular pool from inside.

As a proud owner of “higher than average Neanderthal genes“ (literally that’s what the DNA test said), this tracks

Ok so

I regret to inform everybody, but the song Piano Man really does slap

Saw your boyfriend at the grocery store

Disco is eternal.

Vincent Van Gogh is a hack

Stop this right now

The Hounding indeed

I get the best ads, part 47

From cnbc. Who calls top?

Reskeeting myself (😏) because I’m still absolutely tickled by this

How did I get banned from next door TWICE but this goes on tvs??

I think I WILL have a delightful afternoon!