making a slice of life comic that updates four times a week is really difficult when you have 100 hours in in the new mario tennis. how am i supposed to make my life relatable? when i close my eyes i see goomba doing a flat shot. i’ve forgotten what life was like before tennis
oh it absolutely does. but it’s so fun while it does lol
it’s kinda funny that people can more or less agree which mario games are bland / mediocre, but every sonic game no matter the quality has at least a few defenders. like, i think lost world is actually really fun
And now, an important message from the D.O.N.'.T. Program! DRUGS? OH, NO THANKS! We see Beat the Beetle, a blue cartoon beetle wearing a varsity jacket and holding a bowling ball. Text below says: Beat the Beetle, Bowling Champ LISTEN, THE ONLY THING I SMOKE IS CLOWNS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY! Rae is standing with Beat the Beetle. They both look worried. RAE: ...I THINK WE HAVE TO TOSS THE WHOLE PSA. BEAT: WHO COULD'VE ANTICIPATED "CLOWN" BECOMING THE NEW SLANG FOR CIGARETTE??
Rae the Doe - Drug PSA
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an apple that’s half red half golden all delicious
that movie gets recommended pretty often when someone asks for comforting movie suggestions, which i find funny because it’s SO stressful. amazing, beautiful movie. but SO stressful lol
me: isn’t it cool we found love?
younger me: i don’t care about that. i care about pikmin
me: this is why we went on zero dates until our junior year of college
if i traveled through time to 2014, back when i played the original tomodachi life, and told younger me that i’d be playing the sequel with my long-time partner and our miis got married in the game, i think younger mii would be like “wait did they get around to pikmin 4 yet”
@topa.to new merch idea 👀
RAE THE DOE PRESENTS: SOME NEW IDEAS TO SHAKE UP THE WORLD OF GAMER T-SHIRTS We see a series of gamer t-shirt designs, each with mismatching fonts in a way that is garish. YOU MAY SEE ME AS JUST ANOTHER GAMER GIRL BUTI SMACK ALL THE UGLY VILLAGERS IN MY ANIMAL CROSSING TOWN WITH A BUTTERFLY NET UNTIL THEY MOVE OUT I PLAY CALL OF DUTY WITHOUT CALLING THE OTHER PLAYERS HOMOPHOBIC SLURS OVER VOICE CHAT. JUST DOING MY PART, NO NEED TO THANK ME I DON'T NEED TO PLAY GACHA GAMES I ALREADY PULLED A SIX STAR. THAT'S RIGHT, MY WIFE CAUTION: THE PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO HAS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE DREAMCAST AND GAMECUBE VERSIONS OF SONIC ADVENTURE YOU LIKE THAT GAME? TOO BAD I ALREADY WATCHED A VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT WHY IT'S MEDIOCRE We see Rae wearing a shirt that says “35% GAMER.” She looks happy. RAE: SEE, I LIKE THIS ONE. IT MANAGES EXPECTATIONS.
Rae the Doe - Gamer T-Shirts
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that dress is so great!!
i had trouble with the weight painting in maya, i can’t imagine blender’s 🫣
mario tennis update: i’m officially in the top 200 players on the leaderboard. i’m definitely going to sign up for the next competitive tournament. let’s go goomba
Olive: [interrupting me because she owned someone in Mario Tennis] LETS GOOOO!!
Me:
Olive: No I was listening! Dr. McCoy would absolutely use your pronouns!
On top of reasons of role deconstruction and bodily autonomy, this is one reason why it's so important to many people in power to eradicate trans folk.
If you're secure with yourself, feeling good BEING yourself, they can't tell you you're broken and then sell you a "fix"
i don’t know about UFC but if you looked into AEW? it’s awesome
good luck!!
i have not played the game but lighting is soooooooooooo cool
We see a speech bubble coming from a door labeled “PAPER AIRPLANE MARKETING DEPARTMENT” VOICE: WE NEED A NEW IDEA FOR A PRODUCT OR THIS WHOLE COMPANY WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS. OUR COMPETITOR HAS COMPLETELY WON THE BATTLE FOR GO-TO PAPER PROJECTILE TO LAUNCH WHILE THE TEACHER ISN'T LOOKING. A fish and bird, both dressed in suits and ties, sit behind a desk together. FISH: YEAH, LET'S SPITBALL SOME IDEAS! The bird suddenly looks really angry. DON'T SAY THEIR NAME!!
Rae the Doe - Paper Airplane Marketing
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i love how much the trailers emphasize “there’s a bunch of weird creatures in this”. that’s how you get people seated
(in the most annoying voice anyone has ever heard) she’s actually fighting feddies since she’s dressed as a zaku
you: i can’t believe northernlion announced and cancelled a cruise in the same week
me: i can’t believe he said the only reason peg would be your favorite song on aja is that it’s the shortest
criterion running point break and k-on in attempt to capture, quote, "all bluesky users on the planet"
the all-knowing is technically a recurring character and they predate mimi’s first appearance so shouts out to the orb
Rae gazes up at glowing yellow orb. RAE: OH, ALL-KNOWING ORB, WILL I EVER FIND TRUE, EVERLASTING HAPPINESS? ORB: SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS INCAPABLE OF BEING HAPPY. EVER. Rae looks completely thrown off by that response. RAE: WAIT, WHAT... The orb speaks. ORB: WAIT - SORRY - YOU'RE A TREE, RIGHT? THOSE ARE BRANCHES? RAE: ANTLERS. ORB: IN THAT CASE, YOU JUST NEED SOME FULLY LOADED NACHOS AND A COPY OF FINAL FANTASY VII. I THOUGHT THIS WAS FIGURED OUT DECADES AGO!
Rae the Doe - All-Knowing Orb
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it’s the most fun game i have played in so long
i’m genuinely considering getting into the competitive mario tennis scene. i’m still only rank 250 or so in the world so i still have a lot of training to do first
who got blocked for quoting darwi odrade from chapterhouse dune??
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