#festivaldacancao I'm so disappointed in Portugal now.

I'd love to know how many selections are won by the artist performing 1st

#festivaldacancao evaya is being robbed. Song 6 4eva

Basic advertising really.

He's Emerald Fennell Heathcliff

Does it have cheeseboards though?

#festivaldacancao yep, that room is Quite Drunk

#festivaldacancao I want song 6 to win and I also want Portugal to withdraw and JOIN THE REAL BIG FIVE

#festivaldacancao song 8 is led by portuguese Keanu Reeves with a moustache

#festivaldacancao oh hi song 6, welcome to my spotify playlist

It's the Eurovision snacking contest. FUCK YOU SWEDEN! NO ONE IS VOTING FOR SURSTROMMING!

#festivaldacancao oooh hello song 5 you got 90s grunge bside vibes. Wanna go hang outside an off license and be mad at the world

Just get a bunch of EBU penalties like "hmmm, I'm not paying that"

I'd love for Portugal to just do a big last minute withdrawal. Join the REAL Big Five!

Can you imagine how hurt I am every day that the moon isn't made of cheese? What is the goddamn point then!!!

#melfest mans zelmerlow not coming out then for this?

#melfest there is a very high risk of Abba and Loreen covers now. Which seems like a very dangerous thing to do

#melfest I need KAJ to stick to sauna banter

#melfest is the mask a gimmick or is she a burn victim and making fun of it would be mean?

Also, most years this would be in the bottom half

"Previous experience in the entertainment industry" that office has a strict no abba policy!

#melfest why didn't A-Teens sing Half of Me?

#melfest I don't know what Abba song Greczula is ripping off so no one feel they need to tell me.

#melfest song 3: tommy cash has so much to answer gor

#selectianationala between the shirtlessness and the godawful jeans I have gotten old person energy of "put some proper clothes on" from that song

This years entries need to be reminded they can't all go home in the semi finals

Hoping for a big instagram meltdown tomorrow about haters and whatnot from Rybak

#pze26 no one marry this man.

AAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

What kind of fortune is this for a fortune cookie

#eurovizija.lt TAVO!

#eurovizija.lt someone had better gace screenshots of all these subtitles

"No i didnt leave the potatoes at home"

'Where the ducklings arent sad, we can be'

'What are you talking about'