Abstract: Two river animals walked by the river shore. One said to the other, "My, what a lovely day it is for a swim! I shall endeavor to utilize all 6,000,000 of my mitochondria to generate energy anaerobically." The other huffed, and petulantly began drawing a diagram of the Crabs cycle. [...]
the faerie curse of never being able to address the topic directly. great for poetry, terrible for academia
you can tell when i get dog-tired because i just start oversharing
Bluedy : Phew! What’s up, kid? I was just passing by after our basketball game. It’s pretty hot out there, Hm? Do you mind if I come in and rest for a bit? Hmm? Why is your face so red?
ads that make me age a thousand years
Reposting with alt text
credit to @orinoxide.bsky.social for the picture and @gabefoxx.bsky.social for the vrc retexture
a coyote in camping gear sitting on a log and drinking tea by a campfire, set against a background of desert mountains in the setting sun, with stars and two moons in the sky
a headshot of a coyote in vrchat, set against a pine forest background and a blue sky
Happy birthday to the most wonderful yote, eternal spacetriot, writer, dreamer, and God's freest dog: @galenlk.bsky.social. Hope I get to celebrate many more with you <3 <3 <3
ai stealing hacker cred, what is the world coming to
Don't miss the alt-text 😂
“But travel isn’t really WORK,” I mumble in jet-lagged delirium as my body slowly crumbles to dust
bsky isnt showing me the video but i believe you anyway
✦ And then I learned the truth
✦ How everything good in life seems to lead back to you
arson? more like arse 'im, amirite *canned laughter*
i mean, one way to do it is to put 40% of the workforce out of a job without creating new jobs, and also not giving them ubi so that they can, uh. survive
are they asking for a revolution. because this is how you get a revolution
oh you flatter me~
oh thaaats what it's called. i've been carrying that maxim around in my back pocket for years and didnt know it had a name
I live in Chicago, which is in the Southwest*. Of Greenwich, obv the most significant place in the world
*not to be confused with Global Southwest, which in this reality means any frontier or newly urbanized area, including Svalbard and Vladivostok, which are ofc geographically North and East
pick your reference point: Jerusalem, Constantinople, Mecca, Greenwich, Washington DC. Anywhere significant. Every region in the world is N/S/E/W of there. Where do you live? 🌏
who's to say what this poem is about? poetry is a metaphor; the sky's the limit :) but seriously - it's a metaphor for this thing specifically
Türkiye, Not Turkantinople
that farthest and most easterly corner of the world, Turkey
the satisfactory refractory period
stanley the family dog is turning 7 this year, and it's way, way too soon
People getting upset at incest NSFW are fucking weird. It’s literally just regular porn but with an arrow above them that says “siblings” smh
YES but I don't want them to be installed, I just want them to sit on the balcony as a power move against the neighbours. Oh your tomato plants are coming through nicely this year are they, Margaret? Have you seen my silicone tits fully visible from the next town over btw they're much cooler.
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.
oof, my sympathies. i hope you're at least getting paid well for it