Lmao. Oh yeah. You tripping. I’d love to be THAT close.

Same. I live 4 hours away from the beach but it’s rare I actually go.

As a cancer. I felt this deep in my soul. Heavy on the ocean water.

Nights Like This by Orion Sun on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 2:35

music.apple.com/us/album/nig... Good morning!

So I got a new phone over a month ago. Come to find out I never had a tone set for my text messages so I haven’t been realizing I was even getting them if my phone wasn’t in my hand. 😩

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Coleslaw is delicious and feet should be freed at night.

Everybody needs to be angry/upset that’s when your accent comes out fr fr 😂😂😂

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this whole video is perpetually funny but OMG this specific moment

Niggas be growing they hair out with no trims. My son is not living that life, he needs healthy fucking hair. Cut it and start the fuck over.

I have the accent real thick when I’m mad/irritated. But I’ll still say dog over dug nshit like that.

I will not be participating in this latest accent challenge not that anyone requested it, if you really need to know how I sound check my pinned post

I’m late, but I hope you did it.

Girl Taney don’t play. This the only place I eat at by my job.

Taney got me every time.

I didn’t plan on getting lunch outside today. But, I’m hungry now, and I wait til dinner I won’t eat until tomorrow.

You know what I CAN touch? Them knees!

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I’m public enemy no.1 in this office. I don’t know why, my work be done, I’m helpful, and a team player… 🤷🏾‍♀️ I guess I’m just that bitch.

I don’t trust when bitches in the office get to whispering. I minds my business and stay on HIGH alert.

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Time for me to go shopping for memes! Bookmarking 😌

I will be stealing memes ALLLLLLLLL DAY!

I’m just here to steal shit.

Ima sit this meme war out. I need to build my arsenal 🥲

A bitch parked in my spot AND I get in the office open my food and Royal farms done gave me a biscuit instead of a croissant.

He always finds the dopest people. I think he needs to release a playlists of all his jams.

The surprising origin of 4 features that superglue kids — and adults — to screens Taken together, these four features can create a trancelike state that can keep us stuck on social media apps or video games for hours. Children are particularly vulnerable.

Taken together, these four features can create a trancelike state that can keep us stuck on social media apps or video games for hours. Children are particularly vulnerable. n.pr/4mH6i6s

Nawl.

I hate having to do it, but I don’t play about my routine. Especially, when I be outta everybody else way.

Parking in my spot is a sure way to get you blocked in.

Bitch this is me this week… I feel so carnal. 😩😩😩