NFL football is almost back, and so is every dude with podcast equipment to give the worst fantasy football advice you’ve ever heard in your life

Shaq giving a “timeout” sign

Me when the Pokemon rom hack starts throwing competitive strats

A screenshot of an article with the headline “Beabadoobee criticizes TikTok trolls over viral meme”

A screenshot of a Tweet that says the following. “I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'” In the context of this post, this Tweet is how I feel about the previous headline

Checked the headlines and was violently reminded that I’m turning 29 in less than a week

Just had to deactivate my mom’s old Instagram account because it was suddenly following the official first lady’s account.

My mom has been dead for nearly 3 years, and literally no one else other than me has had access to the account.

I’m fucking livid. What the fuck is going on with Meta?

Does anyone else remember in 2022 when Seth Green tried making a slice of life sitcom about his NFTs that he had to cancel after they got stolen, or was that just something I hallucinated?

Picture of Marko Dano when he played for the Jets with the caption “The Marko Dano chants were fun to start”

Making sure my Spotify wrapped is perfect at the eleventh hour

Time Magazine person of the year: The Rizzler

Volleyball teams are very funny to look at because it’ll be 6 of the biggest human beings you’ve ever seen and one tiny lil’ baby person (who also gets to wear a special shirt, btw)

It’s like I never left Twitter 🥲

El*n Musk, I hate you