Show me a guy who thinks he's achieved bankai when he hasn't even learned his zanpakutō's name.

Are tops really keyboard smashers? I associate that more with bottoms...

And always remember that the worst, and I mean THE WORST, thing you could possibly write is going to be, and I'm being conservative here, about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better then any slop any genAI turns out.

My cat Appa loafing in the sun in his floof bed.

Same

omg you two are so f***ing adorable 💖

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I personally like tea, but my dad definitely does not. He says that growing up his mom used to make tea when he was sick, so he just associates all tea with that. So I get why people might just not like it, for whatever personal reason that is!

Damn, I wish I looked as good in shorts as you do! I'm at a weight I don't like right now, and it mostly likes to ride in my tummy region 😭

If I gave any less of a fuck what Laura Loomer thinks, I'm pretty sure I'd be violating quantum mechanics in some way...

obligatory "continuous shifting of rhetorical focus" etc etc

Even if I know, in my soul, that I am definitely going to eat the entire thing, the piece divisions allow me to delude myself that I could, at any point, "save some for later."

Me [taking a deep breath in and allowing myself to be possessed by the entire cast of MST3K, Statler and Waldorf, and also Gilbert Gottfried for some reason]: "WHOOOOCOOODAAAANOOOOODE!!!"

I'm not sure I've had a "normal one" in ten years...

My brain still insists on reading that word as "com-fet" and not "comp-het"

Tim Curry's true talent lies in his ability to be unreasonably horny even in roles that absolutely do not require it, and yet make it feel completely necessary not just for the role but for the entire film.

To paraphrase Crow from 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank': "Wow, huge slam on Jupiter outta nowhere!"

lol. lmao, even.

gotta love me an mst3k quote 💖

"Say 'What?' again! SAY 'WHAT?' AGAIN!!! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'What?' one more Goddamn time!" Ecclesiastes 11:9

Ah jeez 💜💜💜

This guy is everything the Dems have been trying to be for the past decade (at least), but he's, like, earnest about it? so he actually pulls it off?

If your ballroom needs its own hospital, I feel you're doing something *very* wrong with the ballroom.

Do you *really* want me to infodump about the abc conjecture to you 🤣

I'm 100% eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Screenshot of an empty Bluesky feed with the error message "Rate Limit Exceeded"

Me too, Bluesky. Me too.

As a trans person, I know what it's like to have an incident with service in one of my reginos.

Charlie from Hazbin Hotel commenting on Vaggi's newly revealed wings: "The wings are new! They look niiiiice..." Charlie's expression is one of Having Ideas™.

I prefer to think of it as finding your wings

The Trump regime keeps making me say "Please, for the love of God, don't make me defend [person or institution I'd rather not defend]."

Ah yes, that famous Shakespeare play "A Lot To Do About Nothing"