Congratulations! I hope you guys are considering that have the opportunity to become a real, legitimate news agency for independent journalism (now that the world's gone crazy) so get out there and start poaching some co-hosts!

having hot gross meat sprayed onto everything and the whole house smelled so bad she stayed in a hotel room for two months while her place was being renovated.

the oven. He didn't check inside it because he wasn't aware of his mother's quirky little storage habit. When the cans of catfood and dogfood finally went, they blew the oven door off its hinges and embedded it into the drywall on the other side of the room. The kitchen was basically destroyed by

I knew a lady who never used her oven and she used it as a place to store canned food for her pets. One thanksgiving, her son (who was visiting from university) decided to surprise her by cooking the thanksgiving turkey. She was at work when he got home so he let himself in and started preheating

It belonged to a different person yesterday and it will surely belong to a different person tomorrow but today the title of Shittiest American belongs to Jared Golden

How about that floating garbage patch in the Pacific?

A cage. No roof. In a swamp with mosquitos. Speakers blasting mariachi music 24/7. Food: a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and “one other thing" (feces)

She looks like she would have been just as happy if Trump paid her in meth

Weren't The Guardian and Time the only two 'sources' for the 30,000 killed figure?

the air. I remember restocking the glove shelf on a tuesday and by sunday we had to order more. We also had to take out the trash so much more often and every trash was just filled with gloves that had probably only been worn for a few minutes.

to wear three layers. They also got really strict about how often you had to change gloves. It was already silly before but every ten minutes everyone had to go line up at the glove shelf and get 2 new pairs of gloves even if they had literally touched nothing, just stood there with their hands in

I was working at a fast-food restaurant right when Covid started. They had a shelf unit where all the gloves were kept, and normally they had to restock it every two months. Then the new corporate policy came out that said everyone had to wear a double layer of gloves and people who touched meat had

needs more harold

Shots fired over proposed datacenter in Indianapolis : Quite literally, from a gun, into the front door of a councilor who supports plan

fuck yeah more of this

www.theregister.com/2026/04/07/i...

I'm like that for music with words but otherwise I love all kinds of music.

pineapple and green olives mmm

how about that thing from old movies where they put people in a cage with iron bars and have a team of horses haul it from town to town so people can yell and throw garbage

yeah sure whatever. just like how ICE was only going to deport the violent criminals

If the Democrats hadn't screwed Bernie then the Joe Rogan of the Left would have been Joe Rogan.

You clearly have not watched a single episode of his show and are just regurgitating what you have been told to think about him.

Even when they do end up having a good show they cancel it before it finishes.

'volunteered' to work on an IDF base, started his career at the hasbara department

oh fuck off

made the mistake of smoking a blunt with the delivery boy and then after several orders where they put so much cheese that it didn't melt we had to tell them please stop doing that

It's a choice to side with the resistance to a genocidal apartheid state.

Family went to some famous maryland crab restaurant where supposedly jfk used to take marylin monroe. Cousin orders cheeseburger. Family insists we didn't come all this way for a cheeseburger. Cousin throws fit, smashes everything with the crab hammer. We gave in and let him eat a cheeseburger.

#1 FALSE. No, it is not 'literally in the Hamas charter'. The word 'is' implies present tense. It would however be correct to say that it 'was in the Hamas Charter' (the 1988 charter) but the CURRENT charter as of 2017 does not say that.