early 2000's voice: whazzzzaaaaaaaaaaa 🤪

Did anyone else's biological parent actively punish you by withholding validation and praise throughout your entire childhood

I think it's finally time to get into blending ingredients together and drinking them

one major bang, a few questionable careers, and flings

I need someone to apologize for the state of Ohio

you're pissin too damn loud boy

the dilves

working through the lunch break, no rest for the dilfs as they say

Me and some dogs are getting together to go pack hunting later

sleepy Garfield in striped pajamas and fuzzy bunny slippers and holding a hot cup of coffee

Steph Curry really went from losing in the play-in tournament right off the bat to immediately getting over it to go party at coachella

they've actually been around a while apparently hahahahaha

this feels like some shit @sliceofwife.bsky.social would know about

I'll Believe In Anything, by Wolf Parade from the album Apologies to the Queen Mary

Has anyone ever heard this song wolfparade.bandcamp.com/track/ill-be...

guy who knows way too many insignificant NBA stats: yeah he has the best 2-pointer rebound in high humidity ambient (>60%) so i knew the Warriors would trade him for the player with the lowest cough-to-sneeze percentage (regular season)

my ops are winning today (cluster headache)

Like... I'm sorry, but to win future elections, you need a good chunk of the people who sat out in 2016 or 2024 to vote for you, and I just don't think that sneering at them and saying it's their fault that things are the way they are right now is going to win them over, even if you truly believe it

But I really do digress though tbh

Born to be soft, raised to always go for the throat

Does anybody have any advice on how to cook pork chops am I doing it good

I'm not doing anything, idiot

how am I "doing"?

Gon' ahead 'n (and I cannot stress this enough) git

Happy raspberry birthday ❣️

fuck this chungus war

Meme edit of a tweet. It reads: Editor: you get that painting of Lucifer and Jesus? Painter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what Underneath, an undeniably sexy oil painting of a nude Lucifer grinding up on Jesus from behind. His open hand gestures suggestively over Jesus'crotch.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

my head hurts so fucking bad I want to drill a hole in my skull

if you don't have the intellectual curiosity to let your girl piss on you she'll find someone who will

Rot Lop Fan has the best lantern oath. He "sees" green as the note F#, the middle of the C scale, & green is the "middle" of the visible light spectrum

In loudest din or hush profound
My ears catch evil's slightest sound
Let all who toll out evil's knell
Beware my power--the F Sharp Bell!