I haven't been on bsky in a while, but I'm here tonight for the same reason everyone else is

Hi! I'm in the Lake Tahoe area in California. The photo is of Watson Lake, which is near Lake Tahoe. I tried to run there early in the summer a couple years ago before the snow had fully melted off the trails. I did a lot of post-holing that day 🙃

Bottom (as Pyramus)
O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall.

Flute (as Thisbe)
I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all.

you gotta put a kite in your running vest in case the winds are blowing in a favorable direction!

woot woot! Glad you got it!

Splitting headache after listening to an interview candidate pound away on their mechanical keyboard for an hour 😵‍💫

I don’t have social anxiety; I’m just afraid that I could be rejected by everyone I know and love at any moment for doing something I don’t know is wrong

A friend and I are talking about starting a political strategy company. It seems like a good way to make money for little to no work. You could even do a Republican strategy company and give bad advice and it would be indistinguishable from ones trying to give good advice

My people don’t *have* cleaners; we *are* cleaners

We hired a cleaner to help us with our house and the Marxist in me is ready to put my bougie ass against the wall

It’s considered perfectly normal to ask a couple about their engagement but when I ask about the conception of their children, I’m considered rude and inappropriate

this is why little kids I teach to ski are great. Because I can show them that I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose and they're impressed, and they try to do it themselves

seems like a kind of Pascal's Wager. Like "we don't know for sure but makes sense to avoid it just in case"

this is the problem I usually see. And the synonyms are so broad as to make the search useless

I have no opinion on it. I've never see any of the videos or played the games

I think I was in high school or college when it became popular so in my head, I was too old for it

On two occasions, I’ve eaten dishes so hot that I was unable to hear. All of this time, I thought this was a “me” thing

I once told a therapist that I thought I might be autistic and she said that I make very good eye contact for an autistic person

I said, “I’m not making eye contact; I’m staring at your mouth”

So she kinda scrunched her body down to get her eyes lower to where I was looking and just said, “oh…”

My hygienist told me that if I didn’t start flossing, then I’d have to come in three times a year for cleanings. I’ve flossed every day since then

Awesome! Congrats to him on his finish! 🏃

Photo of a green Patagonia jacket with a stripe of blue/gray fabric sewn across the chest. The repair looks very well done and like it was part of the original design

I gotta shout out Patagonia. After 15 years and >2000 wears, the pockets on my favorite jacket were tearing up into the chest area. I dropped it off and they repaired it for free with this nifty blue/gray stripe. Ready for another decade or two!

This is *all* that’s in a 2.5 in SSD? I feel ripped off somehow

It may sound intimidating but we did get full price for our toaster oven

My role while my wife is haggling over a Facebook Marketplace sale is to stand in the corner of the garage and destroy a hard drive with a hammer

You might also have to take a lot of business trips to scenic locations 😉

Do you think something as common as a nasal saline spray would damage the finish? Or would it require a higher concentration of salt?

The little girl I’m teaching to ski told me she wants to kiss one of the little boys in our group and my first thought was to talk to her about asking for consent. I think this is above my pay grade

/honk

if they didn't want me to jerk off at my desk, then why do they give me whiteout?

Oh, you’re going to show *me* an ad? Well, now I’m definitely not buying your product