This has been said before so I’m not saying nothing new, but it stuck with me. WHY THE FUCK DID CABLE EVEN GO AWAY FOR STREAMING WHEN ALL THESE STREAMING SERVICES JUST CREATED A SCATTERED FUCKIN CABLE
CLOUD?!! FUCK!!!
We still hustle till the sun come up, crack a 40 when the sun go down.. it’s a cold winter yall niggas better bundle up and I bet it be a hotter summer grab a onion just to rock it down
Ima go toe for toe blow for blow like..
I live the fast life come through in the Porsche slow like..
Chile at least he staying true to his brand of being a menace lmfao if it works, it works 😭
That was in September of last year, why today I’m on Threads just scrolling and being nosy. I come across one thread where the lady said she’s looking for gently used husbands and pre-owned bd’s lol
Guess who in the mf comments auctioning himself off 😭😭😭😂😂😂
I was shocked but not really bc men 🙄 anyway fast forward to almost a whole year of no contact, he FaceTime AND texts me from an iCloud telling me he was getting ready to leave and move back in w/ (ex) wife to “build himself back up” but wanted to link before leaving. Blocked indefinitely lmao
A lil back story, he was fresh out of a divorce and living in a completely diff state than his wife/kids, after I cut him off the tea app started getting popular so ofc I look him up.. chiiiiile the mf had SEVEN more (he told me and only claimed 3) kids he wasn’t claiming nor taking care of 😭
Okay yall wanna hear sumn? 🤭 2 summers ago I was fake in love with this man right, really sweet and attentive AT FIRST, then life and karma must’ve had him on their shit lists bc bro started getting hit with haymakers back to back lol I said ykw dis a lil too much like you always got sum going on
I really hate when people don’t act/move with the same sense of urgency as me
Gift giving has to be in your top 2 love languages for us to be involved; romantically or platonic. I like to gift and I like to be gifted, most times out of the kindness of my heart or bc I see you. So I try to align myself with people that share the same kindness and awareness.
Why do children act like bedtime is something they’ve never experienced in their life before? 😀
My mind is always thinking. A blessing and a curse.
i want the ocean right now
Thank you baby 🥹🫶🏾💕
Thank you and congratulations to you too! I can’t wait to be productive lol
I had my evaluation today and was prescribed TUHDAY lmao the doc kept trying not to laugh/smirk while I was explaining my life and all my “quirky” suffering lol
Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".
Ya girl finally got prescribed Vyvanse! I’m praying it works like I need it to 😩
Pernil almost done, she looks so good and the house smells even better! Happy Sunday 🥰
Just because I don’t look like what I’ve been through and don’t talk about it often doesn’t mean I ain’t been through shit.
I did homeschool them for a year so it shouldn’t be that bad, this isn’t even a full year and there’s no curriculum to follow/create
Anybody ever use those Kind Patches? Any of them?
I can’t afford to send the boys to summer camp (yet) so I will be doing summer camp at home and I’m honestly excited about it 🥰 I’ll be coming up with weekly themes and activities soon
I just pray I stick with it and this isn’t another ADHD quick fun idea
Leeeeeeets put our mouths on each other.. as friends 🥰 maybe more.. idk whatevs 🫶🏾😽
He goes to a different school
Omg hey! Its the 1 year anniversary of Sinners!
Facebook memories also showed on this day in 2021 I gave the boys a Yes Day 🙂↔️ never again lmaoooo they took full advantage and I’m STILL tryna recover financially 😭😂
I think the greatest gift I gave my kids is the gift of quick wit and never ending sarcasm lol I hope they don’t take it for granted bc that combo is why people think I’m funny but I be deadass 😭
Looking back on my Facebook memories and it showed one of my most engaging posts, I said I would body slam anybody in my family for $7M including Trinity (my wheelchair bound CP sister) tbh she’d be first lmfaooo and I still stand by my choice 😂😂
