'You boy..is the Strait of Hormuz open or closed today?'

So what will Starmer's political legacy be? Not signing up to Trump's Iran madness? Pulling Labour back from Corbynism?

In an Independence Day scenario...instead of President Bill Pullman..if it were Trump .at this point he'd be saying..' the Aliens have been on the phone..they want a deal badly....I think we can get a deal done in the next two weeks.'

This was over the sketch / poem for Epstein's birthday that Trump claim didn't exist.

I'd imagine one issue with the lawsuit is that the sketch definitely exists:

Brian is going to start sending texts to family that end in 'Praise be to Allah'....and 'thank you for your attention to this matter '...isn't he? #TheArchers

Viktor Orban is only 62...holy shit...being a horrible right wing authoritarian puppet of the Kremlin really ages you.

'Hi Nigel.......JD Vance here..phoning you from the good ole US of A... just wondering whether you want me to mosey on over to help in your local election campaign......or how about an endorsement from me and the President?'

Farage, Tice and Jenrick must be dreading that Trump and JD Vance endorsement.

How France sees him. France is not wrong..

I think I still have this in the loft.

I do hope if it's built, it's like Stonehenge in Spinal Tap and they get the measurements/ dimensions completely wrong.

New images of Trump's planned Triumphal Arch in DC have just dropped...not sure what Triumph it commemorates...

Has Keir Starmer been blamed yet by the Daily Mail/Telegraph/Express for Gentlemen's Relish being discontinued?

'Sure the Strait will be open....it'll open naturally....'

Thinking this am...how does a future historian make sense of the Trump years and specifically the last year of chaos in the Oval Office.

JD VANCE: With no disrespect to the cardinal, I don't know who Cardinal Christophe Pierre is


REPORTER: He's the ambassador to the Holy Sea and US


VANCE: Okay, I've met him before. Sorry. I just didn't remember the name. I've never seen this reporting. I'd like to talk to him.

It'll be predicting the winner in the fillies handicap at Kempton Park next ..

I look forward to the stories in a few years time of Pete Hegseth being caught drinking driving after leaving the scene of a bar brawl. Hegseth living in a Motel room and subsequent video footage of him smoking crack with prostitutes.

'I love the smell of a desperate climbdown in the morning...Smells like .... a stampede to an off ramp..'

Another two and a half years of this shit.

Iran confirms a ceasefire agreement but notes it will continue to “control the Strait of Hormuz", with safe passage for ships achieved via coordination with Iran’s military.

Iran did not “control” Hormuz pre-war.

US acknowledgement of Iran controlling Hormuz is a strategic defeat and humiliation.

she is a ghoul.

We gave him the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize by mistake....'

Delingpole also a Gove pal...who infamously dissed experts..

'I've got all Kanye's albums...a top bloke ..'

Operation Epic Fury going well I see...

Malcolm Offord's ally was embroiled in anti-semitism row over BBC journalist EXCLUSIVE: Jean Anne Mitchell said she had been "tired" when she shared a post as a Labour candidate mentioning Nick Robinson's Jewish heritage.

Reform Scotland leader Malcolm Offord’s top ally was embroiled in an anti-semitism row as a Labour candidate.

Jean Anne Mitchell was criticised after sharing comments about BBC journalist Nick Robinson’s Jewish heritage.