GO TO BED BRO!

why my professor always grading my papers after midnight on sunday bro

Bender STEALING IS A FORM OF CREATIVITY

The year 2026

he’s so cooked it’s not even funny

why is the navy a pirate operation now

one of the most insane aspects of all of this is that "a wide ranging government crackddown after a handful of newspaper cranks said insane things based on misunderstood cherrypicked papers" is considered illegitimate in every field of endeavor except this one

This is so absurd. You cannot be the head of a LGBTQ org and praise Rowling like this. She's a vile cess pit of bigotry.

dry t shirt contest

one of my biggest fears is that i’ll be forced to perform as the trans joker in real life for some reason. type shit that appear in my nightmares

there was an interpolation of 2on by tinashe on captive for a while but beat got used by someone else :( usually when that happens i’ll do a reprod (clock in) and it usually turns out better but i just couldn’t make it sound how it did before smh. shit was a bop too

if i had to rank pluto years id go
1. 2026 (trust)
2. 2023
3. 2022
4. 2024
5. 2021
6. 2025 (sorry i really whiffed it)

if you’re also on bluesky at 11:53pm and have questions about my music shoot away i got all the time on earth

i’m high enough to start posting incredibly frankly about my work but not so high that i’m incapable of forming normal sentences

part of it was that i could not justify financing 2 blsq beats lmao. i needed that money for undercover pants

the original end from the earlier versions of the project was where hydrangeas grow (love fiend) into c u the most when im stillest into under yr spell again

incredibly c u the most when im stillest is still one of my favorite songs of mine. one of my great regrets is cutting it from salem x kitty even though i think its a perfect album as is

if anyone wants to hear it i’ll just send it to them haha

my only like entirely finished scrapped album was the 2022 self produced house album i made in like 2 weeks in august 2022 after breaking up w my abuser. crazy interesting little window into my mindset at that time. would be fun to share it w ppl one day in some form

You know this dork is cooked because he’s just making up guys to be mad at now. Has anybody ever heard that phrase before? I sure haven’t

times like this remind me how much i really love this music shit

Page 1 of a legal Judgment document from the United States District Court, District of Oregon for Case No. 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on 04/18/26. The plaintiffs are listed as "STATE OF OREGON, et al.," and the defendants are "ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR., in his official capacity as Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, et al." The document is from United States District Judge Kasubhai. It outlines that final judgment is entered in favor of the Plaintiffs on Counts I, II, III, and IV. Item 3 states the Court holds unlawful, sets aside, and vacates the "Declaration of the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services RE: Safety, Effectiveness and Professional Standards of Care for Sex-Rejecting Procedures on Children and Adolescents".

Page 2 of a legal judgment document for Case 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on April 18, 2026. The text outlines a court order declaring that defendants lack the authority to unilaterally establish standards of care that supersede professionally recognized standards for gender-affirming care in the Plaintiff States. It permanently enjoins defendants and their agents, including the HHS-OIG, from enforcing the "Kennedy Declaration" against providers in those states. The document is dated April 18, 2026, and is signed by United States District Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai.

Huge news: the court has entered final judgement in Oregon v Kennedy (HHS trans youth care ban) and has vacated the Kennedy declaration and permanently enjoined its enforcement to target gender clinics.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

shit is kinetic rn

We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

listening to some of the adl throwaways and it’s even more baffling that it turned out so bad. that’s why i don’t think he’s fallen off, like he had so much really incredible material he inexplicably didn’t use. how did this album happen bro 😭

andy biggs being pushed this hard by tpusa walking out w pyrotechnics at their event only to get whooped by hobbs in november is going to be really funny

the wwe party

EXACTLYYYYY

“frustrated with modern dating” you mean frustrated with treating women as human beings with agency

I can think of a lot of more accurate and less flattering terms for dudes who travel to other countries to trap foreign women in subservient relationships than “passport bros”