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TIL:

Nailed it

You got this!

On advice of counsel, I refuse to answer

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He keeps us in the dark for plausible deniability.

Close up photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting on an orange patterned rug. He is sitting looking up at the camera. He is mostly black with white paws, and a white "shirtfront". He has a splash of white on his nose.

Three years ago, this guy was living under under a dumpster. He was in a foster for a week when my housemate called them looking for a "mellow cat".
For two days he hid under the stairs. Until he discovered two sofas, four beds, and SNACKS were to be had. And ear scritches.
Behold the Loaf.

Of course not!
Alex's knows who deserves his wrath.

My mom was old school.
She always said use a side kick to the knee

He didn't write this.
He couldn't properly use (or spell) "unintelligible" if you put a gun to his head.

You're not really "tiny" evil, more like compact evil

Compact, efficient evil

Yay!
Romping is important!

This is a beautiful image

You're terrible!
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"where did that door go in the machine shop?"
Took it off the hinges to replace the cracked glass in it
"How? It has security bolts and security hinges"
Brother, who do you think makes both those things and the tools to remove them?

"Let's do another one!"
Senator Warren will deny having fun with this.

Beath like that could come in handy

Check the house for something expensive and broken

If Asteria isn't cursing folks maybe just drop that off the to-do list.
You may need her skills some day

Oooh!
You go!

"Just like the military parade!"

Nothing behind those eyes, nothing.

Yeah, I have, but I didn't look as cool as you
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Perfect time to display this graph showing the growth of my deep concerns about your opinion

Oh well done!

Tuna will do that

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